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I Tested And Ranked The 7 "Most Popular" Frozen Pizzas, And I'll Just Say It — There's One Brand You Couldn't Pay Me To Eat Again If you need me, I'll be eating cold leftover pizza for the next...IDK, year.
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Posted on 01/30/2022 3:41:13 AM PST by mylife

I have distinct and incredibly fond memories of eating frozen pizza as a kid. It was generally an "every now and then treat." And then, WHAM. College happened, and suddenly frozen pizza went from "cute tradition" to "literal lifestyle." I know I'm not the only one here. And the number of brands out there?! Staggering.

Now that I'm a grown adult who actually cooks for a living, I'm usually too busy cooking up something not pizza-related...but TBH, I live for a frozen pizza every now and then. That said, the number of choices out there is overwhelming. Have I ever bought the same pizza twice? Truly unsure. Gotta try 'em all, right?

Common Standards:

• DiGiorno – Rising Crust Original Pepperoni

• Freschetta – Naturally Rising Crust Pepperoni

• Newman's Own – Uncured Pepperoni

• Tony's – Pepperoni

• Red Baron – Brick Oven Crust Pepperoni

House Brands:

• Trader Joe's – Wood Fired Naples Style Uncured Pepperoni

• Whole Foods 365 – Rising Crust Uncured Pepperoni

THE EXPERIMENT In order to be 100% fair here, I knew I had to do a blind taste-test. Bless my very, very willing partner for cooking up seven entire pizzas over the course of a day, and bless the fact that we'll have re-frozen frozen pizza for the next...IDK, year. (Side note: If you're reading this and we're friends, come over for pizza.)

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To: Labyrinthos

Well, it is 15 miles to a “Papa Johns” place here. I think 20 to a Pizza Slut. So yeah, I’m enough in the boonies that a frozen pizza is a higher carb cheat on my diet. Good once a month for guilty pleasure.


161 posted on 01/30/2022 11:39:21 AM PST by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of feelings, not thoughts.)
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To: muir_redwoods

Red Baron. Add some cheeses and some extra toppings and I’m content. So are the kids and grandkids. Low standards are still “standards”.


162 posted on 01/30/2022 11:41:18 AM PST by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of feelings, not thoughts.)
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To: mylife

post 86


163 posted on 01/30/2022 11:44:50 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: MomwithHope

Best way to warm up a leftover slice. Don’t microwave, put it in a non stick skillet on low heat til the toppings look warm enough. The crust will get crunchier, not soggy like in a microwave.


164 posted on 01/30/2022 11:47:35 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: Political Junkie Too
I like pizza.....

The best pizza I ever ate...was a place in Anaheim, CA...Called Smilin' Sams..My Dad and I used to go there....

As far as store bot...I like the 9 and 10...

But I also add stuff....too

165 posted on 01/30/2022 11:52:30 AM PST by Osage Orange (1961 VW Two Door Truck)
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To: MomwithHope

ham? onion?


166 posted on 01/30/2022 11:54:55 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

no just whats on post 86 -

my favorite, which I was going to make today -

Scratch homemade thin crust
Homemade creamy pesto sauce
Cut up and pre braised chicken thigh meat
Sautéed sweet banana peppers
Sliced raw sweet onion
Mozzarella


167 posted on 01/30/2022 11:56:36 AM PST by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future.)
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To: MomwithHope

nice :) lubs me some nanner peppers


168 posted on 01/30/2022 11:58:13 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: Yardstick

I’ve had those Target pizzas for years and wondered the same. But each brand seems a little different in style so not sure.


169 posted on 01/30/2022 12:08:34 PM PST by avenir
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To: MomwithHope

In SE Az a place called Delios made a similar pizza but they turned the slices around to form a sun and put a bowl of ranch dip in the center “the AZ sunrise”


170 posted on 01/30/2022 12:13:38 PM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

California Pizza Kitchen frozen pizzas were good years ago, but I had one last year and it was awful. I try to keep most bread/potato/rice, etc. carbs out of my diet these days, so I rarely eat pizza.


171 posted on 01/30/2022 12:26:50 PM PST by Cecily
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To: be-baw

OFCS, underdeveloped palate. That is laughable. Anyone who speaks in absolutes like that about an item that is clearly opinion based is simply looking to placate their own ego.

I don’t think I ever stated it was the bees knees or anything, just that it was an acceptable alternative to waiting an hour and spending more money to get delivery of what ultimately amounts to a mostly cold, albeit freshly made pizza, or to go out and dine in for pizza. Sometimes people just don’t have time for that crap, and sometimes people just don’t want to deal with all the rigmarole of it all, or sometimes it’s 20 below with a 35 below windchill, etc.


172 posted on 01/30/2022 1:11:15 PM PST by jurroppi1 (The Left doesn't have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: MomwithHope; MinuteGal; M Kehoe

“Best way to warm up a leftover slice. Don’t microwave, put it in a non stick skillet on low heat til the toppings look warm enough. The crust will get crunchier, not soggy like in a microwave.”

I like Schwan’s individual size deep dish pizza w/everything on it, and I put it from frozen right into my air fryer and it comes out delicious. Air fryers are great for frozen or thawed, and in particular for leftover pizza. Leftover pizza comes out crisp, not soggy like when warmed over in a microwave. I love my air fryer in general, and for pizza in particular.


173 posted on 01/30/2022 2:47:54 PM PST by flaglady47 (Donald J.Trump, President in 2024 - DeSantis for VP (or Senior Advisor))
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To: flaglady47

I absolutely LOVE my air fryer I have EVERY small appliance ever invented the air fryer is the BEST of the BEST, it is right there with the microwave as far as rating a small appliance!!!! LOVE , LOVE, IT!!


174 posted on 01/30/2022 2:57:57 PM PST by Trump Girl Kit Cat (Yosemite Sam raising hell)
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To: mylife

Walmart’s house brand is pretty good. Follow the directions to the letter for heat and time, and it is good. Put it straight on the rack.


175 posted on 01/30/2022 3:20:19 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (What did Socialists use before candles? Electricity)
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To: mylife

Are you communicating in code again, or is this just about actual pizza?


176 posted on 01/30/2022 3:24:46 PM PST by reasonisfaith (What are the cosmological implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history?)
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To: American Infidel

I like Ellio’s every blue moon as it reminds me of the pizza shingles they used to serve us in Grade School.


177 posted on 01/30/2022 3:38:53 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: caww

I’ve stopped making homemade pizza in favor of making calzones.

Start with a fresh pizza dough, let it rise then work it to fit a deep cookie dish or broiler pan.

Add what ever to it. I use browned ground sirlon, mushrooms and onions. Sometimes I’ll add 1/2 jar Pesto.

8 oz fresh mozzie. Put half of it on half of the dough. Add meat mess and cover with remainder of mozzie.

Bake 400 for 15 min.

I like it without pizza sauce, but it’s very good if you want to add that.


178 posted on 01/30/2022 3:43:36 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: caww

Oops, forgot to add the part where you pull the other half of the dough over the meat mess and pinch it closed.


179 posted on 01/30/2022 3:44:29 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: mylife

They are all so awful. I stopped buying them after one of my kids had an allergic reaction to red baron.


180 posted on 01/30/2022 3:46:02 PM PST by Trillian
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