"Here ya go kiddies..."
"And here's a special one for your Mom."
Posted on 01/26/2022 11:59:43 PM PST by Trillian
A retired teacher who says he is the 'world's most prolific sperm donor' has claimed to have fathered 129 children during the last nine years.
Clive Jones, 66, who lives in Chaddesden, Derby, has been donating his sperm from his van for nearly ten years and says he has another nine children currently on the way.
Mr Jones, who is originally from Burton, was unable to become an official sperm donor as he only started donating aged 58, while banks have an upper donor age limit of 45.
But health experts have warned against his actions, saying that all donors and patients should be treated at a licensed UK clinic.
Mr Jones said he donates his sperm for free through the unregulated world of Facebook because of the 'happiness it brings' to families.
He said: 'I'm probably the world's most prolific sperm donor with now being at 138 'babies', well, 129 babies born, nine ongoing pregnancies. I might continue for another few years. Get to 150 anyway.
'I know of clinics and sperm merchants with greater numbers but they don't donate, but rather sell semen.
'I think people would understand more if they saw the messages I get and the photos of the babies with very happy mothers.
'I feel the happiness it brings. I once had a grandmother message me thanking me for her granddaughter.
'I do it for free, though sometimes ask a bit for petrol. It's illegal to charge and doesn't seem right to take money when I have more than them.'
As he is unable to be an official sperm donor, Mr Jones connects with people on Facebook, where he said he found an overwhelming demand, and then travels in his van to provide the donations.
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Everyone should have a hobby I guess.
Don’t brag too much, that can be LOTS of child support..
“Mr. Jones, you have some lovely daughters” !
A life well lived. He’s left his mark. /S
You have to wonder what false advertising is used by the sperm bank that gets his jizz selected.
"Here ya go kiddies..."
"And here's a special one for your Mom."
Thanks for solidifying my lack of faith in humanity.
“I’m your ice cream man, stop me when I passin by...”
He looks talk and thin, hence the appeal but I thought women would opt for a sperm donor with a full head of hair. Just saying.
he has a certain narcissistic way about him...
and creepy look.
You folks need to think outside the box. Women aren’t having babies. It’s the marriage thing. You get a bunch of men and women with good genes to do what this guy is doing and you spread the offspring amongst the church-going big families where the more the merrier. The rest of us can put in 50 hour work weeks to help support them.
I would save this guy for all the screwed up women out there that need to experience childbirth just once. Guilt will follow them as others raise the child but her health will benefit, especially the physical. Emotional health will follow as she recognizes and accept one big fact:
It takes a village.
Down by the river?
Or is it the van's sperm?
There's going to be a lot of children born with six fingers there in the Midlands in a few years.
Somebody should shoot this monster.
Slender fella. That’s good. Good looking(at one time)and probably smart-no one wants stupid is as stupid does genes in their offspring.
Why would someone want to end up bald like this guy? More testostorone?
Man, he must be tired.
I wonder if he is left handed or right handed.
Shouldn't be too hard to tell.
“I once had rag that took so many loads that I hung it on the wall and called it art” Andrew Dice Clay
What a jagoff...
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