Ideal for compliance, which leads to revenue.
Pfizer CEO sees eternal revenue stream, “Rivers of gold!”
Our politicians all have Pfizer kneepads except Rand Paul and Thomas Massie and maybe a few others IMHO.
a subscription service is more profitable than a one time sale
never mind that the product does not work
You market a defective product and the solution is to force people to consume more of it..
Can I get that deal too?
Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID!
NEW YORK, NY—After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is.
“We are very proud of this achievement,” said a Pfizer spokesperson. “We can now confidently say that there is only a very small chance your child will suffer life-altering complications or death from the vaccine. Chances are still a bit higher than the chances of your kid dying from COVID, but hey! Give us some credit here! Not bad, huh?”
Experts confirmed that even though there is a statistically 0% chance of kids dying from COVID, parents should still require kids to get the vaccine immediately, to make up for Pfizer’s financial loss from the FDA not approving booster shots right away.
“Besides,” said one expert, “kids are puny and can’t even fight back with their skinny little arms and legs. Just get them vaccinated—to protect yourself—since your safety is the highest priority here.”
Pfizer is hoping they can get kids fully vaccinated before their Q4 sales numbers come out
https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid
Ideal for a 3rd house at the Hamptons.
They know pushing a booster shot every three months isn’t going to fly, but make it like an annual flu shot and they have secured a new annual revenue stream.
Pfizer CEO credibility = ZERO, ZILCH, NADA
Seruzawa sees the CEO of Ozizer kissing his....
Pfizer, Moderna, J&J, etc.. all have zero interest in knocking this virus out, they want to prolong it as long as possible to keep the taxpayer funded gravy train going.
“...Saturday (Jan 23)...” Reuters can’t even get the date right. At least for 2022. Isn’t the head cheeze for ‘rooters’ on the pfizer board? Once a month shots could be profitable for some stock holders eh?
If we can’t reconvene the Nuremberg trials when this insanity has run its course, we should all put together some kind of Tribunal Révolutionnaire. No way this guy gets away with it.
He is 100% evil.
Wants to keep the scam going on forever.
If allowed it will go from every year to every day.
Crimes Against Humanity
no, no freaking more!
i’d like my blood to sto clogging the dialysis machine for a while!!!
If the mRNA gene therapies work, then how come you have to keep getting jabbed?
Furthermore, how come the virus has not gone away.
Everything they say is a filthy lie.
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So if the shot is to be administered annually instead of semiannually or quarterly, the “vaccine” would have to be two to four times more powerful. That would seem to be a considerable shock to our immune systems. It puts me in mind of forced blooming of plants which delivers flowers at a particular time but ruins the plant in the long run. We may avoid getting Covid but might be more likely to get everything else. Wait until the vaccinated start developing Kaposi’s Sarcoma.