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HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:
email from a friend
| 1/18/2022
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Posted on 01/18/2022 4:06:59 AM PST by sodpoodle
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bidenomics; depressed
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Biden's budget!!!!!
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:06:59 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Lol. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:11:35 AM PST
by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
are you considering the truck drivers job?...
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:12:28 AM PST
by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: sodpoodle
All right, you’ve set a high bar to win the internet today!
Thanks, this got my day off to a good start.
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:12:34 AM PST
by
Uber-Eng
(Northern Texan at heart...Help US save Michigan!!!)
To: MustKnowHistory
“Like I give a hoot about a rapper?”
That adopt-a-black-child virtue signal makes my stomach signal an upcoming event. I always wonder how that child will grow up. How much love can you invest in something that was intended to grab a few headlines and then you move on?
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:13:34 AM PST
by
Gen.Blather
(Wait! I said that out loud. Sorry.)
To: sodpoodle
That’s all sick......and I laughed at every one of ‘em.
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:18:29 AM PST
by
Kharis13
To: sodpoodle
A chuckle and a smile for you!
To: sodpoodle
Rodney Dangerfield, is that you? 🤣
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:27:41 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: sodpoodle
With some formatting to make each item its own line, this went out to my entire friends list via email and sms messaging. I expect there'll be some additions to this list too! LOL!!
Thanks for starting out my day with a laugh. Needed it.
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:53:11 AM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/18/2022 4:59:28 AM PST
by
fedupjohn
(Waiting for Trump's new Caribbean Resort "Club Gitmo" to open for business! )
To: usconservative; sodpoodle
The economy is so bad that sodpoodle couldn’t afford line breaks. ;)
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:02:18 AM PST
by
Dad was my hero
(Liberalism, the belief that you can pick up a turd by its clean end.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:06:21 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: sodpoodle
the last one almost made me lose my coffee.
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:13:12 AM PST
by
okkev68
To: sodpoodle
ROFL!!! One for the Holler of Fame on here.
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:23:52 AM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: sodpoodle
Pre-declined credit card. That’s good.
To: sodpoodle
Thanks, I needed some laughter this morning.
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:41:56 AM PST
by
Rappini
(Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
To: sodpoodle
I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.I called the Suicide Hotline, and I got put on hold. The music they played on hold?
"Jump", by Van Halen.
Lyrics: Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:45:52 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(He who does, does not talk. He who talks, does not do.)
To: Dad was my hero
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posted on
01/18/2022 5:46:13 AM PST
by
kanawa
((Securing the 2022/2024 elections is of paramount importance.))
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