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In watershed moment, shark attacks foil surfer in Florida
Beach Grit ^ | Jan 9 , 2022 | Chas Smith

Posted on 01/10/2022 12:28:20 PM PST by LeoWindhorse

n watershed moment, shark attacks foil surfer in Florida thus shattering aura of invincibility surrounding Mark Zuckerberg, his best friend Kai Lenny, shaper to the stars Jon Pyzel and more

(Excerpt) Read more at beachgrit.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: foil; foilsurfing; hawaii; kitefoiler; sharkattack; sharks; zuckerberg
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1 posted on 01/10/2022 12:28:20 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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In Hawaiian water there are many very large tiger sharks, They mostly just cruise around looking for easy meals and carrion to clean up. Once in a while, one will show a sudden very aggressive streak , grab someone and rip them to pieces. Almost as upon a shark whim. Surfers and spearfishermen in Hawaii know this. Mainland haoles are often oblivious to the danger. Perhaps the ultra-wealthy deploy former frogmen bodyguards with bang sticks into the drink while they foil surf up above?


2 posted on 01/10/2022 12:32:43 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: LeoWindhorse

Oh, Mime!


3 posted on 01/10/2022 12:36:24 PM PST by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
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To: LeoWindhorse

Well I’ve been attacked by a great white, a couple tigers, elephant seals, almost smothered by an octopus and bit by a moray eel.

The most dangerous of all creatures however are alleged vegan leftists. They’re an easy take down if no one is looking tho...


4 posted on 01/10/2022 12:42:01 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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To: LeoWindhorse

https://youtu.be/lf2GqoKUl6U

Fiji 2019. Diver survived with scalp lacerations.


5 posted on 01/10/2022 12:42:25 PM PST by Tallguy
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To: LeoWindhorse
The attackee...


6 posted on 01/10/2022 12:45:52 PM PST by moovova
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To: LeoWindhorse

No self-respecting shark would even go near that..................


7 posted on 01/10/2022 12:59:53 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: moovova

Our son has one of those sails and he just bought the board. I sent this to him. Thanks.


8 posted on 01/10/2022 1:34:51 PM PST by Mercat
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To: LeoWindhorse

There is a big Tiger that hangs out at the entrance to Honokohau harbor. I’ve seen her many times while diving. Didn’t think much about it as I never act like a seal and I don’t turn my back. I did come upon a turtle that had been bitten in half!


9 posted on 01/10/2022 1:38:42 PM PST by Species8472 (Come and See!)
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To: Tallguy

These are such beautiful creatures( until they try to eat you)....So useful in cleaning up the opala ( rubbish) in the ocean. Like foils....


10 posted on 01/10/2022 1:39:47 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: Species8472

This one maybe
https://youtu.be/MpEGVA54AoQ


11 posted on 01/10/2022 1:40:37 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: Species8472

Perhaps one may mistake a swiftly passing foil , on Kauai north shore ,for a turtle?


12 posted on 01/10/2022 1:42:49 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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13 posted on 01/10/2022 1:46:24 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: LeoWindhorse

https://youtu.be/Kt8jxBig3wc

Mano Niu nui, o ke kane kai


14 posted on 01/10/2022 1:48:45 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: Mercat

That’s funny. I knew nothing about these things. I thought they were motorized in some form or fashion. So I checked out some YouTube videos...and they’re really kind of neat.


15 posted on 01/10/2022 2:56:36 PM PST by moovova
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To: LeoWindhorse

IN WATERSHED MOMENT, SHARK ATTACKS FOIL SURFER IN FLORIDA THUS SHATTERING AURA OF INVINCIBILITY SURROUNDING MARK ZUCKERBERG, HIS BEST FRIEND KAI LENNY, SHAPER TO THE STARS JON PYZEL AND MORE!

Unprecedented times.

The game has officially changed. In a stunning moment, a shark has attacked a foil enthusiast in Florida thus shattering the aura of invincibility surrounding Mark Zuckerberg, his best friend Kai Lenny, shaper to the stars Jon Pyzel and all those who have taken up foiling.


Zuckerberg (pictured) not bitten.... yet.

Hovering above the water’s surface, as if riding a magic carpet, foiling was seen as immune to the ugliness under the surface of the sea including, but not limited to, jellyfish stings, those weird fuzzy bubbles that sometimes float by and dreaded shark attacks.

All that changed, days ago, when Florida kite foiler Erika Lane became the second known foil shark attack victim. There she was south of Anna Maria City Pier in the gulf when a shark swam right up behind her, jerked her foil causing her to tumble then bit her right in the leg.

“I saw sharknado,” she told the local ABC affiliate, “like a cartoon character or Jaws coming at my face. I just didn’t know what was going on so I was screaming with my hands in front of my face, thinking I was going to get bitten or something. Then it was gone and I looked at my wing next to me and I just jumped on it like a pool raft.”

Luckily, Lane’s friends were nearby and they helped her to shore where they all wept loudly together over lost innocence. The first attack on a foiler happened in Maui but, in that case, the 35-year-old man was in the water, not upon his magic carpet, thus no different than you or me.

Florida shark experts believe the shark to be around four feet, based on the bite marks.

Foilers everywhere, from kite to electric, paddle to pump, are currently reassessing life choices.

Unprecedented times.

Difficult days.

16 posted on 01/10/2022 3:13:16 PM PST by Bratch
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To: LeoWindhorse

There’s one usually lingering around the boat dock in Kona.


17 posted on 01/10/2022 3:37:42 PM PST by EEGator
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To: LeoWindhorse

Laverne! I’d know her anywhere!


18 posted on 01/10/2022 4:13:33 PM PST by Species8472 (Come and See!)
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I’m thinking she is going to grab a pooch over at the dog beach.


19 posted on 01/10/2022 4:15:49 PM PST by Species8472 (Come and See!)
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Have you seen Shirley!?


20 posted on 01/10/2022 4:21:06 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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