IN WATERSHED MOMENT, SHARK ATTACKS FOIL SURFER IN FLORIDA THUS SHATTERING AURA OF INVINCIBILITY SURROUNDING MARK ZUCKERBERG, HIS BEST FRIEND KAI LENNY, SHAPER TO THE STARS JON PYZEL AND MORE!
Unprecedented times.
The game has officially changed. In a stunning moment, a shark has attacked a foil enthusiast in Florida thus shattering the aura of invincibility surrounding Mark Zuckerberg, his best friend Kai Lenny, shaper to the stars Jon Pyzel and all those who have taken up foiling.
Zuckerberg (pictured) not bitten.... yet.
Hovering above the water’s surface, as if riding a magic carpet, foiling was seen as immune to the ugliness under the surface of the sea including, but not limited to, jellyfish stings, those weird fuzzy bubbles that sometimes float by and dreaded shark attacks.
All that changed, days ago, when Florida kite foiler Erika Lane became the second known foil shark attack victim. There she was south of Anna Maria City Pier in the gulf when a shark swam right up behind her, jerked her foil causing her to tumble then bit her right in the leg.
“I saw sharknado,” she told the local ABC affiliate, “like a cartoon character or Jaws coming at my face. I just didn’t know what was going on so I was screaming with my hands in front of my face, thinking I was going to get bitten or something. Then it was gone and I looked at my wing next to me and I just jumped on it like a pool raft.”
Luckily, Lane’s friends were nearby and they helped her to shore where they all wept loudly together over lost innocence. The first attack on a foiler happened in Maui but, in that case, the 35-year-old man was in the water, not upon his magic carpet, thus no different than you or me.
Florida shark experts believe the shark to be around four feet, based on the bite marks.
Foilers everywhere, from kite to electric, paddle to pump, are currently reassessing life choices.
Unprecedented times.
Difficult days.