Fish fall from the sky during rain in east Texas, city reacts

KXXV ^ | 30 Dec 2021 | Khadeeja Umana

[DUMBGRUNT]

The cat looked happy.

Did someone clean their aquarium?

[The Pack Knight]

Someone fishing with dynamite again?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Time for a fish fry.

[max americana]

“honey, can you go to the market for some fish and crabs. Oh wait, I see them on your car..”

[Spok]

Sharknado?

[Jan_Sobieski]

Proof that God can provide even if the elites lock us unvaxxed out of stores!

[blueunicorn6]

Ya got baloney falling from the sky in Pennsylvania and now ya got fish falling from the sky in Texas.

Excuse me, I’m going out to see if it’s raining Jim Beam yet.

………………………………………

Nope.

Plenty of ice, though.

[Veggie Todd]

When life gives you lemons...

[crusty old prospector]

There was no reported severe weather so maybe someone was clearing out their aquarium.

[ClearCase_guy]

Charles Fort was unavailable for comment.

[AFB-XYZ]

Charles Fort was unavailable for comment.

Nor Frank Edwards . . . Lord I feel old.

[DarrellZero]

“Animals like frogs, crabs, and small fish are then rained down when the forecast calls for showers.”

LOL what? So if the forecast calls for fog they just float around up there indefinitely?

Who writes this stuff?

[MotorCityBuck]

😉

[Roccus]

Loved his books....wore ‘em out!

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Sharknado?”

Would you believe, a mini Sharknado?

Would you believe, a micro Sharknado?

How about a micro-mini Sharknado?

[dmet]

So merely a forecast for showers brings down fish. Where do the fish get their forecast from so they will know when to jump off the cloud?

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Plenty of ice, though.”

And at this very minute, here in northern Illinois, we are receiving mass quantities of shaved ice !!!

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Who writes this stuff?’

The same writers that forecast the weather many years in advance.
And believe the BS they push!

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Where do the fish get their forecast from so they will know when to jump off the cloud?”

I have read that Amazon dominates the cloud.

Therefore, Mr Bezos makes the call.

[Mean Daddy]

When I skydived years ago, the veterans who skydived would tell stories about troop deployments above thunderstorms and troops getting carried in the storm for a couple miles from their drop target because their chutes were deployed as they exited the aircraft. Often wondered why they didn’t release their main chute,drop and deploy their emergency chute.