Posted on 12/31/2021 11:42:15 AM PST by Trillian
Let's have some fun!
Brandon’s economy is awesome. (Crickets)
Good to see!
Jar Jar Binks has been signed to play Dorothy in the remake of WIZARD OF OZ.
“Mesay we not be in Kansas no more Frodo.”
Biden’s BBB plan = Big Butt Boil plan
I was sitting on the couch watching TV.
My wife came home. She cuddled up next to me.
She said “Would you like to see $10 crumpled?”
I said “Okay.”
She unbuttoned the top button of her blouse, reached into her bra, withdrew a crumpled $10 bill and handed it to me.
She said “Would you like to see $20 crumpled?” I said “Yes.”
She slowly slid her skirt up her thighs, and from the top of her fishnet hose removed a crumpled $20 bill and handed it to me.
She whispered in my ear “Would you like to see $45,000 crumpled?” With great excitment I shouted “Yes!”
She said “Go look in the garage.”
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