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Fake FedEx driver scores $70,000 haul from Apple store on the Mag Mile: report
CBW Chicago ^ | 24 Dec 2021 | CBW

Posted on 12/24/2021 7:57:42 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT

a low-profile, solo conman scored one of the biggest thefts of the year Wednesday when he walked out of the Apple store with an estimated $70,000 in merchandise.

A source said the thief, posing as a FedEx driver, knocked on the store’s service door on Lower Michigan Avenue, and an employee gave him a cartload of outgoing packages. All totaled, about $70,000 worth of iPhones, MacBooks, iPads, and other products were taken, according to a report.

(Excerpt) Read more at cwbchicago.com ...


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Yes humor, because you can only laugh and make sure your equipment is cleaned and ready. Like a horde of rats escaping the ghetto, and they are moving outward to the suburbs.

That, and a shooting at my wife's beloved Oakbrook Mall!!!

1 posted on 12/24/2021 7:57:42 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

It’s reparations as some Woke Lefties will call it


2 posted on 12/24/2021 8:06:44 AM PST by realcleanguy (quickly things are falling apart, now that the )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well got to admit, while it probably isn’t as much fun, It is a lot safer and effortless compared to storming the front store armed with hammers and crowbars... lol


3 posted on 12/24/2021 8:08:26 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Can’t/Won’t apple simply turn off access to the devices when they are turned on and registration is attempted?


4 posted on 12/24/2021 8:09:09 AM PST by PGR88
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Don’t work harder when you can work smarter... lol


5 posted on 12/24/2021 8:10:38 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: PGR88

Yes, they are now bricked paper weights.


6 posted on 12/24/2021 8:11:56 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: PGR88

Yes, all those devices will be instantly bricked or they will easily lead law enforcement to them. Not smart robbing an Apple Store


7 posted on 12/24/2021 8:12:33 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 64 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Going to the source document it is interesting to note the rogues gallery of photos with reported crimes. Someone here named it right: Chicongo.


8 posted on 12/24/2021 8:13:45 AM PST by Mouton (The enemy of the people is the media )
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To: Openurmind

They are good for repair parts such as screens.


9 posted on 12/24/2021 8:15:34 AM PST by Brian Griffin ( )
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True, or like someone here mentioned before, for sale to the ignorant who don’t know any better. No shortage of those I guess.


10 posted on 12/24/2021 8:17:48 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Is it really theft if an employee says, Here’s the packages, take them?


11 posted on 12/24/2021 9:49:42 AM PST by BlueYonder
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Can’t/Won’t apple simply turn off access to the devices when they are turned on and registration is attempted?

I imagine the thieves will sell them to the unsuspecting for cash.

12 posted on 12/24/2021 9:51:28 AM PST by gloryblaze
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Gee, I thought Frank Cullota was dead!


13 posted on 12/24/2021 10:44:57 AM PST by crz
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To: BlueYonder

I believe the concept of “False Pretense” is in play here.

The driver presented himself as something he was not.


14 posted on 12/24/2021 11:04:24 AM PST by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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The ‘Criminal” isn’t smart enough to know that and no white person explained it to him....


15 posted on 12/24/2021 11:29:00 AM PST by Hambone 1934 (Dems love playing Nazis.....The republicans love helping them)
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To: BlueYonder

How do we know the employee was not in on it?


16 posted on 12/24/2021 11:37:41 AM PST by pas
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To: Openurmind

Well got to admit, while it probably isn’t as much fun, It is a lot safer and effortless compared to storming the front store armed with hammers and crowbars... lol
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Dont forget a very large pick-axe.


17 posted on 12/24/2021 11:52:51 AM PST by BarbM (FU Pence. You refuse to be alone with a woman, but have no compunction in screwing the USA))
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Yep. :)


18 posted on 12/24/2021 11:53:47 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He must have been waited on by the employees at the genius bar.


19 posted on 12/24/2021 11:54:44 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: PGR88
"Can’t/Won’t apple simply turn off access to the devices when they are turned on and registration is attempted?"

Could would should, if the store manager is willing to dig into his Numbers app, cross-ref to the FedEx batch, and brick them on Christmas Eve.

Never happen.

What will happen instead, is that Apple will still profit from the distribution of this theft to Chiraq pawn shops, and those 'customers' will become Apple buyers of AppleMusic, AppleThi$, AppleThat.

In fact, if there were repairs in that FedEx batch going back to the client, Apple will blame them for not bricking their stolen iPad!

20 posted on 12/24/2021 12:11:12 PM PST by StAnDeliver (Each of you have at least 1 of these in your 401k: Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, J&J, Merck and GSK)
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