in case you hadn't 'heard it all' this year....
The driver declined to name who the drugs did belong to.
1 posted on
12/22/2021 11:17:10 PM PST by
blueplum
To: blueplum
The penis fairy planted them. Obvious frame job.
Sounds legit
2 posted on
12/22/2021 11:18:51 PM PST by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: blueplum
Was he obese? The drugs could have been there for years. Without a mirror on the floor how would he know they were there?
To: blueplum
5 posted on
12/22/2021 11:27:49 PM PST by
rdl6989
( )
To: blueplum
The Babylon Bee needs to do something about Florida. It's giving them a run for their money.
"What? Is this real or satire? Who made this sh*t up? What? It's real???"
8 posted on
12/22/2021 11:37:52 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: blueplum
How would the cop know to check?
9 posted on
12/22/2021 11:47:00 PM PST by
Mark17
(USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
To: blueplum
Yep, that is a new one, very original. /s
10 posted on
12/22/2021 11:48:04 PM PST by
cranked
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
To: blueplum
“Look officer, I don’t know where that came from. I’m sort of over weight ya know. How’s my pecker look. I mean it feels okay.”
To: blueplum; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ...
Andrew Gillum at it again ?
17 posted on
12/23/2021 12:40:26 AM PST by
fieldmarshaldj
(Plugs the Pedo - The Shart Heard 'Round The World)
To: blueplum
How did they get probable cause to make him drop his pants?
19 posted on
12/23/2021 12:59:24 AM PST by
Eleutheria5
(Buck Foe Jiden!)
To: blueplum
Glenn Frey’s Smuggler’s Blues comes to mind. Pun intended.
20 posted on
12/23/2021 1:17:26 AM PST by
Veggie Todd
(Let's go, Brandon!)
To: blueplum
...and after THAT officer they turned me into a newt ! (I got better)
24 posted on
12/23/2021 2:37:53 AM PST by
Nateman
(Racism is Leftist Dog Whistle for 'Resistance to Communism'.)
To: blueplum
This morning, I got up. It looked good out. So, I left it out, all day!
To: blueplum
This happens to me all the time. I get so tired of having to explain to the cops why this is a perfectly reasonable thing to discover.
28 posted on
12/23/2021 3:19:26 AM PST by
Hardastarboard
(Don't wish your enemy ill; plan it. )
To: blueplum
29 posted on
12/23/2021 3:29:09 AM PST by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: blueplum
31 posted on
12/23/2021 4:47:27 AM PST by
HangThemHigh
(Entropy is not what it used to be.)
To: blueplum
When I would pull a crackpipe out of a skell’s pocket my favorite line was always, “These ain’t my pants!”
36 posted on
12/23/2021 5:51:38 AM PST by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt )
To: blueplum
With druggies…..
He might have thought this would really spark some magic with his girl friend.
Or boyfriend.
41 posted on
12/23/2021 3:56:50 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: blueplum
Stramonium is another one with similar properties…
42 posted on
12/23/2021 3:59:33 PM PST by
Slicksadick
(We accept the love we think we deserve.)
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