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Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his
ABC ^
| 22 December 2021
| AP uncredited
Posted on 12/22/2021 11:17:10 PM PST by blueplum
CLEARWATER, Fla. -- Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man's penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.
Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without its lights on at 4 a.m. last Saturday. WFLA-TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession....
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: concealedcarry; florida; floridaman; lawenforcement; pinellascounty
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in case you hadn't 'heard it all' this year....
The driver declined to name who the drugs did belong to.
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:17:10 PM PST
by
blueplum
To: blueplum
The penis fairy planted them. Obvious frame job.
Sounds legit
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:18:51 PM PST
by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: bagster
Penis fairy?
That could be any one of the CNN anchors
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:21:28 PM PST
by
digger48
To: blueplum
Was he obese? The drugs could have been there for years. Without a mirror on the floor how would he know they were there?
To: blueplum
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:27:49 PM PST
by
rdl6989
( )
To: digger48
Florida Woman strikes again.
To: Equine1952
That’s where she hid them.
To: blueplum
The Babylon Bee needs to do something about Florida. It's giving them a run for their money.
"What? Is this real or satire? Who made this sh*t up? What? It's real???"
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:37:52 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: blueplum
How would the cop know to check?
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:47:00 PM PST
by
Mark17
(USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
To: blueplum
Yep, that is a new one, very original. /s
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:48:04 PM PST
by
cranked
To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
To: Mark17
I know, I know, click on the link. 😊
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:49:29 PM PST
by
Mark17
(USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
To: blueplum
“Look officer, I don’t know where that came from. I’m sort of over weight ya know. How’s my pecker look. I mean it feels okay.”
To: bagster
Also known as the tinkle fairy.
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posted on
12/22/2021 11:56:09 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Mark17
I’m pretty sure the last time I flew that the guy knew whether I was circumcised or not
He was quite...thorough
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posted on
12/23/2021 12:02:42 AM PST
by
digger48
To: Equine1952
That’s a “dickey-do” body.
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“My stomach sticks out more than my dickey do.”
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posted on
12/23/2021 12:11:48 AM PST
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
To: blueplum; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ...
Andrew Gillum at it again ?
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posted on
12/23/2021 12:40:26 AM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(Plugs the Pedo - The Shart Heard 'Round The World)
To: digger48
LOL. I could believe that. 😀
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posted on
12/23/2021 12:48:26 AM PST
by
Mark17
(USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
To: blueplum
How did they get probable cause to make him drop his pants?
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posted on
12/23/2021 12:59:24 AM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(Buck Foe Jiden!)
To: blueplum
Glenn Frey’s Smuggler’s Blues comes to mind. Pun intended.
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posted on
12/23/2021 1:17:26 AM PST
by
Veggie Todd
(Let's go, Brandon!)
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