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Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his
ABC ^ | 22 December 2021 | AP uncredited

Posted on 12/22/2021 11:17:10 PM PST by blueplum

CLEARWATER, Fla. -- Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man's penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without its lights on at 4 a.m. last Saturday. WFLA-TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession....

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: concealedcarry; florida; floridaman; lawenforcement; pinellascounty
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in case you hadn't 'heard it all' this year....

The driver declined to name who the drugs did belong to.

1 posted on 12/22/2021 11:17:10 PM PST by blueplum
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To: blueplum
The penis fairy planted them. Obvious frame job.

Sounds legit


2 posted on 12/22/2021 11:18:51 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster

Penis fairy?

That could be any one of the CNN anchors


3 posted on 12/22/2021 11:21:28 PM PST by digger48
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To: blueplum

Was he obese? The drugs could have been there for years. Without a mirror on the floor how would he know they were there?


4 posted on 12/22/2021 11:26:42 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: blueplum

Plausible.


5 posted on 12/22/2021 11:27:49 PM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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To: digger48

Florida Woman strikes again.


6 posted on 12/22/2021 11:34:34 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: Equine1952

That’s where she hid them.


7 posted on 12/22/2021 11:37:24 PM PST by FreeperCell
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To: blueplum
The Babylon Bee needs to do something about Florida. It's giving them a run for their money.

"What? Is this real or satire? Who made this sh*t up? What? It's real???"

8 posted on 12/22/2021 11:37:52 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: blueplum

How would the cop know to check?


9 posted on 12/22/2021 11:47:00 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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To: blueplum

Yep, that is a new one, very original. /s


10 posted on 12/22/2021 11:48:04 PM PST by cranked
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

Florida man ping.


11 posted on 12/22/2021 11:48:20 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Mark17

I know, I know, click on the link. 😊


12 posted on 12/22/2021 11:49:29 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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To: blueplum

“Look officer, I don’t know where that came from. I’m sort of over weight ya know. How’s my pecker look. I mean it feels okay.”


13 posted on 12/22/2021 11:55:50 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: bagster

Also known as the tinkle fairy.


14 posted on 12/22/2021 11:56:09 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Mark17

I’m pretty sure the last time I flew that the guy knew whether I was circumcised or not

He was quite...thorough


15 posted on 12/23/2021 12:02:42 AM PST by digger48
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To: Equine1952

That’s a “dickey-do” body.
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“My stomach sticks out more than my dickey do.”


16 posted on 12/23/2021 12:11:48 AM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: blueplum; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ...

Andrew Gillum at it again ?


17 posted on 12/23/2021 12:40:26 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Plugs the Pedo - The Shart Heard 'Round The World)
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To: digger48

LOL. I could believe that. 😀


18 posted on 12/23/2021 12:48:26 AM PST by Mark17 (USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
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To: blueplum

How did they get probable cause to make him drop his pants?


19 posted on 12/23/2021 12:59:24 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (Buck Foe Jiden!)
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To: blueplum

Glenn Frey’s Smuggler’s Blues comes to mind. Pun intended.


20 posted on 12/23/2021 1:17:26 AM PST by Veggie Todd (Let's go, Brandon!)
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