Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

ABC ^ | 22 December 2021 | AP uncredited

[blueplum]

CLEARWATER, Fla. -- Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man's penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

Pinellas County sheriff's deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without its lights on at 4 a.m. last Saturday. WFLA-TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession....

[Laslo Fripp]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

[FreedomPoster]

Given recent CNN news, if they were involved, it would probably be underage penis.

[Mark17]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

No, it’s an AR 15. 🤗 🙃

[Nateman]

...and after THAT officer they turned me into a newt ! (I got better)

[ArtDodger]

This morning, I got up. It looked good out. So, I left it out, all day!

[Salamander]

Drug dog got really personal?

[Salamander]

It's an ancient Seminole curse

[Hardastarboard]

This happens to me all the time. I get so tired of having to explain to the cops why this is a perfectly reasonable thing to discover.

[Yo-Yo]

“Da b*tch set me up!”

[jocon307]

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you smuggling drugs at this time?

[HangThemHigh]

But, was he vaccinated?

[Mark17]

Drug dog got really personal?

LOL. I didn’t think of that, but it’s entirely possible. Never trust overly friendly drug dogs. 😀🤗

[Salamander]

I have a state cop friend who has *the* premier local drug dog.

And, like 99.9% of dogs, that dog adores me and goes bananas when I get near him.

I’m used to such reactions from dogs but I always wonder if the cop friend wonders.

LOL

[Mark17]

I’m used to such reactions from dogs but I always wonder if the cop friend wonders.

Keep your eye balls open. 🙃😀

[windcliff]

Thanks for the ping. This is serious news.

[thefactor]

When I would pull a crackpipe out of a skell’s pocket my favorite line was always, “These ain’t my pants!”

[Scrambler Bob]

He was declaring as a woman.

[gitmo]

Everyone enjoys a nice penis trip now and then.

[PLMerite]

[Was he obese? The drugs could have been there for years. Without a mirror on the floor how would he know they were there?]

Perp: “Penis? I have a PENIS?!”

[dayglored]

BOC Florida Man, perfect!

Many, many years ago, I had the great honor of sharing a stage (a little one, in a collegetown bar) with Buck Dharma when BOC was in town. We locals had a weekly Monday night blues jam and he stopped by to sit in on a few tunes with us. Highest respect for a great guitarist and a great band.