"C'mon man, where are your face-diapers!?"
1 posted on
12/21/2021 12:11:20 PM PST by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Who stole the strawberries?
2 posted on
12/21/2021 12:13:06 PM PST by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: simpson96
Biden invented baseball but Little Abner stole his...you know...the thing
3 posted on
12/21/2021 12:14:15 PM PST by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: simpson96
I’m surprised he didn’t tear them down.
4 posted on
12/21/2021 12:17:21 PM PST by
Fledermaus
(I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
To: simpson96
How did you guys climb down from...uhhhh...Mt. St. Helens?
5 posted on
12/21/2021 12:17:33 PM PST by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(This is NOT a pandemic of the unvaxx'd. It is a complete loss of common sense.)
To: simpson96
TR: “Can you gentlemen believe HE is actually the president now? Not bully. Not bully at all.”
To: simpson96
“I just shit my pants. Can one of you guys wipe my butt?”
7 posted on
12/21/2021 12:21:53 PM PST by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: simpson96
Incontinent Scrooge becomes incontinent meeting the four Ghosts of Presidents Past.
8 posted on
12/21/2021 12:23:36 PM PST by
JennysCool
("It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain)
To: simpson96
9 posted on
12/21/2021 12:29:35 PM PST by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: simpson96
10 posted on
12/21/2021 12:29:54 PM PST by
Nateman
(Racism is Leftist Dog Whistle for 'Resistance to Communism'.)
To: simpson96
Abe, why are you wearing tiger stripes?
11 posted on
12/21/2021 12:34:00 PM PST by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: simpson96
“Man! My meds are way off! These hallucinations are getting worse.”
12 posted on
12/21/2021 12:35:14 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(Mass hypnosis of society. So many people are blind to the Truth which is in front of them.)
To: simpson96
“How much for your daughters? The little girls, how much?”
13 posted on
12/21/2021 12:45:02 PM PST by
nicollo
To: simpson96
You’re from Jill’s family, right?
14 posted on
12/21/2021 12:46:09 PM PST by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: simpson96
"Hey, where's the black fella's costume? I'd like to live in his head for a change."
15 posted on
12/21/2021 12:52:02 PM PST by
LittleBillyInfidel
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To: simpson96
Moments before the ex presidents put the boots to president potatohead.
To: simpson96
17 posted on
12/21/2021 1:21:33 PM PST by
nesnah
(Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
To: simpson96
” Wow! Mount Rushmore right in front of me!”
18 posted on
12/21/2021 1:39:37 PM PST by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: simpson96
Hmm, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer & Vixen, where’s Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen?
19 posted on
12/21/2021 2:43:24 PM PST by
LRoggy
(Peter's Son's Business )
To: simpson96
“I know you all want a hug, but you’re a bit too old for me. Can’t you read the sign?”
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