Weirdo Smuggler Flew From Scotland to Israel With 300 Lobsters in Suitcase

The Scottish Sun ^ | 15 Dec 2021

[nickcarraway]

Well, since shellfish is not kosher, I guess he was going to a better marekt.

[Dr. Sivana]

The Jews I knew in college LOVED shellfish. The just felt guilty about it.

[Cold Heart]

If a Jew converts to Christianity, they would be Saved and be able to eat shellfish and pork. You missed an opportunity to make them happy.

[Rebelbase]

Although he hasn’t posted in years, the BBQ Jew eats pork and relishes it.

https://bbqjew.com/

[Dr. Sivana]

If a Jew converts to Christianity, they would be Saved and be able to eat shellfish and pork. You missed an opportunity to make them happy.

I cannot convert anyone. Faith is a gift. When and how God gives it is up to Him. We had many spirited discussions, though.

[humblegunner]

He was totally trusting me plan.

[Cold Heart]

“I cannot convert anyone”. I know, I was being light spirited. I should have put :) at the end.

[aspasia]

It’s claimed the smuggler could have wiped out Israel’s lobsters if he’d not been stopped in time.

And what's The Scottish Moon reporting?

[Dr. Sivana]

That’s ok. MAkes me feel like having some Clams Casino, the most unkosher dish I can come up with. Bacon, butter and clams. Breaks most of the rules all at once.

[lee martell]

The surviving members of the B-52’s want to know if there were any Rocks mixed in with the Lobsters?

[edwinland]

His unusual operation was only rumbled after he was caught with the lobsters and officials launched a probe into where they’d come from.

He only got caught when … he got caught. The sentence literally contains no information.

[Libloather]

300 baby lobsters

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[PlateOfShrimp]

I dunno, I’m more curious about the all-caps grenade (are those kind more dangerous?) And what is a magnet fisher? If you fish for magnets, what pole do you use?

[piasa]

Lobsters are not shellfish...they have exoskeletons, not shells.

[blueplum]

have you seen the prices for lobster tails? Socal
warm water large tails $400 for pk 10/Costco for 1-2lb tails
cold water small tails $34/lb pk of 6/Costco up from $29/lb for a 6pk a week ago for 1/4-1/2lb tails
no baby lobsters available :)

[piasa]

They fish for lost steel junk using a magnet on a rope.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Not all Jews keep kosher and not all Israelis are Jews.

[attiladhun2]

At least 4 kosher rules broken here: eating meat with dairy, eating of a cloven-hoof animal that “cheweth not the cud,” consumption of shellfish, and eating a fish that “hath not fins and scales.”