That’s ok. MAkes me feel like having some Clams Casino, the most unkosher dish I can come up with. Bacon, butter and clams. Breaks most of the rules all at once.
At least 4 kosher rules broken here: eating meat with dairy, eating of a cloven-hoof animal that “cheweth not the cud,” consumption of shellfish, and eating a fish that “hath not fins and scales.”