Never accept a "triple dog dare"!
To: dynachrome
You gotta accept a Triple Dog Dare!
To: dynachrome
If you have a pal around who can procure a vessel of warm (not hot!) liquid, he can pour it on the pole to thaw things out.Vessel=bladder...
3 posted on
12/16/2021 1:53:22 PM PST by
null and void
(Newspapers, The Prints of Lies)
To: dynachrome
Pour a fair amount of warm water in it. Temporary thawing is all it takes.
I’m a Southerner and even I know that. Lol!
6 posted on
12/16/2021 1:55:26 PM PST by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: dynachrome
7 posted on
12/16/2021 1:55:37 PM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: dynachrome
Pal, warm liquid, and pole all in the same sentence conjure images that I’d rather not think about.
But if that’s what you’re into, feel free to have at it. lol
8 posted on
12/16/2021 1:56:25 PM PST by
Augie
To: dynachrome
You call Ralphie to help you!
9 posted on
12/16/2021 1:57:07 PM PST by
joethedrummer
(We can’t vote our way out of this, folks..)
To: dynachrome
Cold bottled water works fine, been there done that to get a kid off a flog pole that fell for the dare.
10 posted on
12/16/2021 1:57:41 PM PST by
E.Allen
To: dynachrome
Hi.
Get a cup or other container.
Pee into it.
Dump on flagpole/tongue.
Go quickly to the nearest bar and order a shot of Wild Turkey.
Easy peezy.
5.56mm
11 posted on
12/16/2021 1:59:32 PM PST by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
To: dynachrome
14 posted on
12/16/2021 2:02:19 PM PST by
broken_clock
(Go Trump! Still praying.)
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15 posted on
12/16/2021 2:04:45 PM PST by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
To: dynachrome
Turn off the vacuum pump!
Sheesh, gotta tell some people everything.
16 posted on
12/16/2021 2:05:38 PM PST by
Roccus
(First we beat the Nazis........Then we defeated the Soviets........Now, we are them.)
To: dynachrome
You keep bresthing onto your tongue or somebody brings slightly cooled water.
Or you grow new tastebuds
23 posted on
12/16/2021 2:20:40 PM PST by
Jonty30
(I love giving directions, because it is likeearh me to tell people where to go and how to get there.)
To: dynachrome
... a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare-you
To: dynachrome
If you have a pal around who can procure a vessel of warm (not hot!) liquid, he can pour it on the pole to thaw things out.Pal or no pal. He will NOT procure any warm (not hot!) liquid.
I'll stay stuck to said frozen metal pole before I'll allow THAT to happen.
25 posted on
12/16/2021 2:28:25 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
To: dynachrome
Oh but the other kids will tease you as a cowardly cuss FOORREEEEVVVAAA !!!!
To: dynachrome
I’ve been there done that but it was on the monkey bars in grade school when the outside temperature was close to zero. I did it on my own just because I was such a curious sort and had to see what would happen. I don’t remember how I got unstuck but it couldn’t have been very traumatic else I would have remembered the unsticking part. I think I may have just continued to breathe out on the pipe until it warmed up enough to thaw my tongue loose. This all occurred in North Dakota of all places and there was one thing I was familiar with was cold weather.
To: dynachrome
Is this a Kamala Harris metaphor thread or something?
36 posted on
12/16/2021 4:58:00 PM PST by
nesnah
(Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
To: dynachrome
Unless it’s for a Red Ryder.
37 posted on
12/17/2021 2:18:47 AM PST by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
To: dynachrome
FR is a virtual cornucopia of survival information.......
38 posted on
12/17/2021 2:23:47 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(My favorite word is Tweezer)
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