SI House candidate strips in military burlesque show

NY Post ^ | 11 Dec 2021 | Jon Levine

[DUMBGRUNT]

Ex-Army officer Brittany Ramos DeBarros, a socialist looking to replace GOP Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis, bared more than her soul at an anti-war burlesque show at a Brooklyn bar, video obtained by The Post shows.

“In the era when Democrats are seen as disorderly and out of control, all this does it make it more difficult to elect Democrats.”

[DUMBGRUNT]

WARNING!

Not alcohol nor any known drug can permanently erase what you have seen.

You may ask, how did I survive viewing the photos? I have already forgotten most of what I typed in the lines above. CRS not recomended.

Unsure if it is the same person shown as an Lt?

[j.havenfarm]

Sigh. My FRiend, I cannot claim to have lacked fair warning. I’ll recover from what I’ve seen, but it won’t be soon

[Dalberg-Acton]

A fatty.

[EvilCapitalist]

This thread is better-off without pictures.

[Major Matt Mason]

Yo mama so thick she sets off car alarms when she runs.

[Rebelbase]

Tons O’ fun.

[OriginalChristian]

See, now these are the sorts of warnings I can get behind. Thanks to all of you down thread taking one for the team. Now, go find some eye wash.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

GUILTY FAT-DERRIERE!

[joshua c]

mud wrestling would seem appropriate

[MHGinTN]

Spawn of the Stacy Abrams mold?

[Paladin2]

Well, at least she appears to have significant Gravitas....

[DUMBGRUNT]

--"GUILTY FAT-DERRIERE!"

But, but, but she was such a cutie just a few years back?

[Mr. Jeeves]

Looks like she might have been able to get away with this back in her active duty years - but now she’s quite a few Twinkies past the mandatory maximum. :)

[frank ballenger]

RE: This thread is better-off without pictures.

A picture is worth a thousand barf attacks.

Jerry Lee Lewis sang A Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On (1958)

We ain’t fakin’,
whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.

All you gotta do, honey, is kinda stand in one spot
Wiggle around just a little bit, that’s what you got

Yeah, come on baby, whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.

[Rebelbase]

Not that rotund but definitely an arse the Army wouldn’t allow.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Well, at least she appears to have significant Gravitas....”

That and it is said, she would provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

[DannyTN]

SI? Sports Illustrated has a house candidate?

[piasa]

I am more disturbed that a socialist was in our Army than I am about her bulky behind.

[Steve_Seattle]

“Thank you, Miss. Er . . . next!”

[BenLurkin]

What the......

Who.....

How.....