Posted on 12/11/2021 3:51:50 PM PST by Veggie Todd
Dad Joke of the Day
Sorry, but that joke just stinks!
He felt his presents.
Do you know who made those pants you’re wearing?
Some Jean-ious.
(Hat tip to my father, the king of really stupid jokes).
What’s big, red and goes, “Oh, oh, oh”?
Santa Claus walking backwards
You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger said when asked what part he wanted to play in a movie about famous classical composers? “I’ll be Bach.”
I read a recent report that the Chinese gov’t has asked AT&T to assist them in coming up with a workable telephone directory. The Chinese has been hard at work trying to come up with a workable telephone directory but they have been unsuccessful because
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There are so many Wings and Wongs over there that they were afraid that someone may wing a wong number. ;-)
Ba-dum-DUM!
Last night I was reading A Christmas Carol, and I accidentally dropped the book right on my big toe. It hurt like the Dickens.
Thanks! I needed a silly joke or two. 😃
Why is Christmas like a job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit
Jussie Smollett you’ve been found guilty. Don’t beat yourself up over it.
I got a great deal on a car for my wife.
I got the car, they got the wife.
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What's big, red, and goes "Ho Ho Ho Plop"?
Santa Claus laughing his head off!
“Well, ya know what they say: Denali ain’t just a mountain in Alaska.”
What is short, red, and goes ho, ho, ho”?
Kamala Harris!!!
Why did the snowman have his pants down around his ankles?
The snow blower was coming.
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