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Dad Joke of the Day
December 11, 2021 | Vanity

Posted on 12/11/2021 3:51:50 PM PST by Veggie Todd

Dad Joke of the Day


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: joke
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1 posted on 12/11/2021 3:51:50 PM PST by Veggie Todd
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Sorry, but that joke just stinks!


2 posted on 12/11/2021 3:53:23 PM PST by Notthemomma ( )
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To: Veggie Todd
Do you know how Darth Vader knows what Luke is getting for Christmas??

He felt his presents.

3 posted on 12/11/2021 3:55:04 PM PST by SunTzuWu
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Do you know who made those pants you’re wearing?

Some Jean-ious.

(Hat tip to my father, the king of really stupid jokes).


4 posted on 12/11/2021 3:58:48 PM PST by workerbee (==)
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5 posted on 12/11/2021 4:00:53 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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What’s big, red and goes, “Oh, oh, oh”?

Santa Claus walking backwards


6 posted on 12/11/2021 4:03:49 PM PST by Roccus (Prima di ogni altra cosa, siati armati!)
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To: Veggie Todd

You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger said when asked what part he wanted to play in a movie about famous classical composers? “I’ll be Bach.”


7 posted on 12/11/2021 4:09:36 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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I read a recent report that the Chinese gov’t has asked AT&T to assist them in coming up with a workable telephone directory. The Chinese has been hard at work trying to come up with a workable telephone directory but they have been unsuccessful because

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There are so many Wings and Wongs over there that they were afraid that someone may wing a wong number. ;-)


8 posted on 12/11/2021 4:12:27 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Land is simply a place I visit until I can return to the sea.)
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To: Roccus

Ba-dum-DUM!


9 posted on 12/11/2021 4:14:51 PM PST by workerbee (==)
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To: Veggie Todd

Last night I was reading A Christmas Carol, and I accidentally dropped the book right on my big toe. It hurt like the Dickens.


10 posted on 12/11/2021 4:40:42 PM PST by Kharis13
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Thanks! I needed a silly joke or two. 😃


11 posted on 12/11/2021 4:47:46 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: pke

Why is Christmas like a job?

You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit


13 posted on 12/11/2021 5:18:51 PM PST by Roccus (Prima di ogni altra cosa, siati armati!)
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To: Veggie Todd

Jussie Smollett you’ve been found guilty. Don’t beat yourself up over it.


14 posted on 12/11/2021 5:35:56 PM PST by BushCountry (Fun Fact: Goods made in America do not get stuck on cargo ships.)
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I got a great deal on a car for my wife.

I got the car, they got the wife.


15 posted on 12/11/2021 5:44:40 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Roccus
"What’s big, red and goes, “Oh, oh, oh”? Santa Claus walking backwards"

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What's big, red, and goes "Ho Ho Ho Plop"?

Santa Claus laughing his head off!

16 posted on 12/11/2021 5:50:23 PM PST by Notthemomma ( )
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17 posted on 12/11/2021 5:58:30 PM PST by Trillian
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“Well, ya know what they say: Denali ain’t just a mountain in Alaska.”


18 posted on 12/11/2021 9:12:12 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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What is short, red, and goes ho, ho, ho”?

Kamala Harris!!!


19 posted on 12/11/2021 11:38:10 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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Why did the snowman have his pants down around his ankles?

The snow blower was coming.


20 posted on 12/11/2021 11:41:03 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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