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Jussie Smollett Disguises Self As Larry Elder So People Will Commit Real Hate Crimes Against Him
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/9/21

Posted on 12/10/2021 12:12:17 AM PST by Impala64ssa

CHICAGO, IL—After watching Larry Elder on the receiving end of racist hate crime attacks in California, a very jealous Jussie Smollett disguised himself as the California candidate for Governor in hopes that people will commit some real hate crimes against him as well.

"I hope this works," said Smollett as he donned a very lifelike cardboard cutout of Larry Elder's face with eye-holes cut in it. "I've never experienced a real racist hate crime before, only fake ones. But I've always dreamed of being a part of a real one. This will be so awesome."

He then took a walk down in the nicest white liberal suburb in Chicago.

"Hey everyone! I'm Larry Elder! I'm the black face of white supremacy! This is MAGA country! I want to lower your taxes! Muah Ha Ha HA!" he said while making scary ghost noises, such as "Woooo-oooooo Woooooo!"

White liberals immediately began to exit their houses and throw eggs at him, telling him to "go back where he came from" while uttering awful racial slurs.

In an interview with reporters, Smollett said he felt "exhilarated" by the attack and plans to go out next week disguised as Candace Owens.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; chicago; donlemon; fakehatecrime; illinois; jussiesmollett; kimfoxx; larryelder; lorilightfoot; smollet; tonipreckwinkle
There is some irony in this


1 posted on 12/10/2021 12:12:17 AM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

If he wants to experience a real hate crime, tell him to go to a ‘racial injustice’ protest disguised as a 17 year old white kid.


2 posted on 12/10/2021 12:15:31 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Impala64ssa

lol


3 posted on 12/10/2021 12:25:04 AM PST by GOP Poet (Super cool you can change your tag line EVERYTIME you post!! :D. (Small things make me happy))
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To: Impala64ssa

I wonder if he will beat himself up for going to jail for this.


4 posted on 12/10/2021 12:43:06 AM PST by Tagurit (Are your pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?)
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To: Tagurit

Putting a homo like Jussie in jail is like tossing Brer Rabbitt in the briar patch.


5 posted on 12/10/2021 2:57:26 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: Impala64ssa

LOL!


6 posted on 12/10/2021 3:47:23 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: Impala64ssa

What a perfect way to close out 2021. I thought 2020 had it recorded in the history books but 2021...on many different levels...is by far the nuttiest, most bizzare year that I have ever witnessed. Got my seatbelt on (and buttered popcorn) for 2022.


7 posted on 12/10/2021 3:59:11 AM PST by know.your.why (If you dont watch the MSM you are uninformed. If you do watch the MSM you are misinformed.)
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To: Impala64ssa

ROFL to the article and the meme.


8 posted on 12/10/2021 4:33:35 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Funny as usual from the Bee..


9 posted on 12/10/2021 4:42:17 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: Deplorable American1776

Tomorrow’s Headlines Today:

New Climate Study: Global Warming to End Polar Vortexes For Jussie Smollett to Perpetrate Race Hoaxes In


10 posted on 12/10/2021 7:21:13 AM PST by FirstFlaBn
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