"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

youtube ^ | 70s | WKRP

[DUMBGRUNT]

Very nice!

Thanks for the reminder.

[yawningotter]

Bailey...and Mary Ann.

[iontheball]

Actually wild turkeys fly all around the place.
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I had some Kentucky Bourbons for a while and those guys could fly with the best of the wild ones, right over the house, roosting in the trees, on my tractors, truck, and anywhere else off the ground at sundown. Naturally, they defecated every minute or so so you can imagine the mess. I had to finally pen them up or they would waltz over to the neighbor’s yard and do the same thing. I saw them on the neighbor’s house roof one evening at sundown.

[Jim W N]

We live in such a processed, homogenized, packaged world. I wonder how many people, especially girls, think that food and meat are all manufactured somewhere.

[Jim W N]

We live in such a processed, homogenized, packaged world. I mean the turkeys we buy probably have a hard time standing up. Probably a whole bunch of folks don’t know any thing about flying wild turkeys, as the headline suggests.

[wardaddy]

They do a little

[McGavin999]

That is the most memorable episode of the entire series.

[SuperLuminal]

One of TV’s funniest moments...

[SuperLuminal]

"Okay, promise to not make any mention of Jennifer versus Bailey debates, lol."

Glad you are insisting that we keep abreast of the story's purpose...😁

[higgmeister]

I give thanks for this redirect.

[higgmeister]

I just went to HULU to watch that episode.

Thanksgiving you gave the nod.

[Texas Fossil]

Wild Turkey’s Do. (Sort of)

[Andy from Chapel Hill]

Bailey.

[Tymesup]

Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs had a piece on turkey “milker”. Domestic turkeys can’t procreate, so someone has to collect from the males, and provide to the females.

My vote is for Jennifer.

[PGalt]

Yes...got them in my neighborhood.

[Romans Nine]

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