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Short answer, the cook is a drunken moron.
1 posted on 11/23/2021 12:09:33 PM PST by mylife
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2 posted on 11/23/2021 12:10:35 PM PST by mylife (Joe Biden is like bald tires in the rain, Alec Baldwin with a gun....)
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Why do frozen turkeys explode when deep-fried?

Last thing I heard doc was "hold muh beer Verne."

3 posted on 11/23/2021 12:11:13 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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My tater sploded Ma!!


4 posted on 11/23/2021 12:12:21 PM PST by mylife (Joe Biden is like bald tires in the rain, Alec Baldwin with a gun....)
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I use a thermite rub.


5 posted on 11/23/2021 12:13:18 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Alec Baldwin has killed more people than the Jan 6 protesters. And he will serve less jail time.)
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To: mylife

Same website has add for how to properly wipe your butt.

That’s funny.


6 posted on 11/23/2021 12:13:54 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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Thank You for posting. I always thought it was because the stuffing was still in the turkey.


7 posted on 11/23/2021 12:14:18 PM PST by SGCOS
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They also explode when dropped from a helicopter.


11 posted on 11/23/2021 12:16:09 PM PST by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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I have seen readerboards on the outside of at least 3 or 4 fire stations around here that asks the question “Is deep frying a turkey worth the risk?”


15 posted on 11/23/2021 12:22:33 PM PST by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)
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It’s not the turkey...it’s the package of gibblets!


18 posted on 11/23/2021 12:26:20 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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What would YOU do if you were dropped into a vat of hot oil?? Explode seems reasonable. :-)


19 posted on 11/23/2021 12:26:43 PM PST by RetiredArmy (Free Will. GOD gives you the choice I accept or reject Him! Choose Him. It depends on you.)
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I bought an oil-less turkey fryer a few years back, and it actually does a really nice job — without danger to life and limb!


23 posted on 11/23/2021 12:29:19 PM PST by AnglePark
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Maybe we should all get back to a more civilized Thanksgiving...


25 posted on 11/23/2021 12:30:24 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 8 days away from outliving Holly Dunn)
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Cook’s not alone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sab2Ltm1WcM


26 posted on 11/23/2021 12:30:50 PM PST by sasquatch
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32 posted on 11/23/2021 12:43:51 PM PST by SkyDancer (Let's Go Brandon!)
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Yeah, was going to say, cause peeps dont know who to deep-fry them.......


34 posted on 11/23/2021 1:02:46 PM PST by cranked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm7gbN87tJw


35 posted on 11/23/2021 1:03:05 PM PST by rey
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That darned dangerous dihydrogen monoxide! Deadly in all physical states!


36 posted on 11/23/2021 1:04:26 PM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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The sudden release of steam (water VAPOR) expels a flammable aerosol of cooking oil from the fryer which contacts the flame and the aerosol burns REALLY rapidly, ie “e plodes.” It’s no secret.


39 posted on 11/23/2021 1:06:36 PM PST by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: ad ferre non, velit esse sine defensione)
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ya, but the turkey thaws so much faster.....


40 posted on 11/23/2021 1:06:39 PM PST by G Larry (The "Racism" charge is code for "No Intelligent Argument")
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I have fried over a dozen. There are no issues as long as the entire bird is thawed. You have to stick you hand on the inside and feel for ice crystals.


44 posted on 11/23/2021 1:17:16 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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