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Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 11/23/2021 12:03:23 PM PST by Pollard
PODUNKSVILLE, GA—According to sources, local wife Kristi Boren has something very obscure and specific that she wants for Christmas, but she also wants her husband to think of it all on his own.
"This gift would be tangible evidence of my husband's deep love and appreciation for me," said Boren. "If he buys me this very specific gift that I've always wanted but never told him about, it will be proof that he really 'gets me' and has been paying attention this whole year!"
Sources say Mrs. Boren has been leaving behind subtle clues since January, like dog-earing a page in a catalog one time, or thinking about it really hard and then looking into his eyes to transfer her wish through the air into his brain.
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To: rdcbn1
If you loved me, you would KNOW.
The man: "If you loved ME, you'd just friggin tell me...!"
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posted on
11/23/2021 12:33:11 PM PST
by
larrytown
(A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
To: Pollard
A 1935 Gibson L-7 in VGC, I would’ve never come up with that on my own.
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posted on
11/23/2021 12:35:32 PM PST
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: Pollard
My wife would be overjoyed if I was actually listening when she told me what she wanted.
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posted on
11/23/2021 12:36:32 PM PST
by
Raycpa
To: cyclotic
One of my friends funniest stories is when he was a young military man he got his wife an iron for Christmas... then he said he had been ironing his own clothes ever since.
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posted on
11/23/2021 12:38:25 PM PST
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: Responsibility2nd
What she wants for Christmas is obvious. Look again at her picture.You win. No other guy figured this out.
45
posted on
11/23/2021 12:42:11 PM PST
by
Raycpa
To: Clutch Martin
Sounds like the late, great Walter Williams gifts for his wife he used to talk about.
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posted on
11/23/2021 12:43:55 PM PST
by
wrcase
To: Pollard
My wife's Italian, and this year, I got her tickets to see Bocelli.
So finally, I'm good.
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/23/2021 1:03:43 PM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Pollard
The best way to avoid issues is to have the women pick out her own gift, buy it, wrap it, and put it under the tree.
49
posted on
11/23/2021 1:05:10 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: Pollard
Wife expects man to read her mind...
...water is wet.
50
posted on
11/23/2021 1:06:36 PM PST
by
fuzzylogic
(welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
To: Pollard
Never met a woman who didn’t like green.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
51
posted on
11/23/2021 1:18:17 PM PST
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
To: Pollard
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posted on
11/23/2021 1:20:20 PM PST
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: usconservative
This is NOT satire!!!That's what I'm thinking... the BB???? Totally out of character.
To: Pollard
You can never go wrong with cash.
54
posted on
11/23/2021 5:12:19 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: IYAS9YAS
It is known that hints are wasted on me.
I also let it be known at work that bad news doesn’t get better with age.
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posted on
11/24/2021 3:38:57 AM PST
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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