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Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 11/19/2021 7:36:33 PM PST by MNDude
With Rittenhouse found "not guilty", media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist.
With CNN already half-owned by Nick Sandmann, the famous fake news organization will soon be giving the other half of its ownership over to Kyle Rittenhouse. The two have agreed to share joint custody.
"We would like to announce that our clients have come to an agreement to share custody of CNN," said Sandman and Rittenhouse's legal teams. "Sandmann will have custody on weekdays, with custody transferring over to Rittenhouse on holidays and weekends."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; chat; illinois; kenosha; kylerittenhouse; nicksandmann; postedseveraltimes; rittenhouse; sandmann; wisconsin
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:36:33 PM PST
by
MNDude
To: MNDude
Bury it and shit on top of it.
To: MNDude
It was funny the first time it was posted on FR. But now, I’m getting numb to the idea.
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:38:33 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(I thought growing old would take longer.)
To: MNDude
At least the 4th posting, but it’s still at least pretty funny, though not as good as it once was.
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:43:24 PM PST
by
cdcdawg
(Let's Go, Brandon!)
To: MNDude
It’s Deja Vu all over again...Yogi Berra.
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:45:50 PM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: MNDude
Too much Babylon on FR here lately IMO.
All mixed up with more serious articles.
More is not necessarily better.
To: lee martell
Da truff is now way stranger than fiction.
I don’t see the trend returning to normality.
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:48:23 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(Critical Marx Theory is The SOLUTION....)
To: MNDude
Hilarious! I hope it becomes a reality. :)
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:54:13 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Resistance is not futile!)
To: MNDude
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:55:09 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(One man lying to himself is pathetic - but a culture lying to itself seeds it's own destruction.)
To: lee martell
Oh come on - this stuff is great. We need a break from commie horror thrown at us daily...
God Bless the Bee...
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posted on
11/19/2021 7:56:24 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(One man lying to himself is pathetic - but a culture lying to itself seeds it's own destruction.)
To: MNDude
To: MNDude
damn the BEE...
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posted on
11/19/2021 8:11:26 PM PST
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: MNDude
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posted on
11/19/2021 8:32:29 PM PST
by
Bobalu
(Figure out what you like, learn enough to be dangerous, and then start fiddling around)
To: Bobalu
To: cdcdawg
I missed it the first time! I promise I won’t re-post it!😀
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posted on
11/19/2021 10:27:44 PM PST
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: MNDude
Funny again... The Bee did it again... 🤓
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posted on
11/20/2021 8:17:00 AM PST
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/s The Lef21 at the NCGOP conventional)
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