Posted on 11/19/2021 6:53:21 PM PST by BipolarBob
Kyle Rittenhouse’s guilt as a white supremacist, terrorist, violence-inciting murderer is obvious. That’s why the prosecution team for the state of Wisconsin has been so sharply criticized for botching what should have been a layup case.
Below are the critical errors made by the prosecutors that may allow the mass murderer the freedom to do even more mass-murdering:
1) Forgetting to go to law school: Sources say they learned to be lawyers by watching episodes of Suits.
2) Letting their star witness tell the truth: Hours training him to lie in court, down the drain.
3) Googling "what does self-defense mean?" during the trial: They must have forgotten all the TV cameras watching their every move.
4) Getting mixed up and thinking they were with the defense team for the first two days: A bewildering time for all.
5) Telling the jury to "look at the evidence.": Oops!
6) Bribing the judge with celery instead of cookies: This mistake alone may have cost them the case.
7) Taking duck-lip selfies in front of the jury box during opening arguments: While the selfies looked great, it just seemed like bad taste, you know?
8) Pointing a gun in everyone's face: It may work in other courts, but not this one.
have at it....
have at it....
As always, there’s some truth in satire. Number 4 & 5 in this example, as it was mostly evidence presented by the prosecution that proved Kyle innocent. Binger and Kraus basically tried to tell them what they were going to see, then repeated those claims while they presented video evidence to the jury. Fortunately, the jury actually watched. Then they watched again during deliberations and decided to believe their own eyes rather than the lyin’ prosecutors.
Funny as usual from the Bee...
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