Posted on 11/10/2021 3:24:35 AM PST by MtnClimber
By now everyone has heard that Camilla Parker Bowles, the duchess of Cornwall and wife of Prince Charles, learned the hard way from which orifice our puppet president (P.P.) speaks. Dementia Joe arrived in Scotland to demand clean air and settled for crop-dusting those in attendance instead. Royal gossipers quote Camilla as saying the American president's flatulence was "long and loud and impossible to ignore."
This diplomatic airing of grievances comes at the rear of a disputed report from Rome last week that "the most popularly elected president in American history" was so happy to see the pope that he soiled himself on the spot. The incident was denied, and Democrats immediately claimed that Biden is capable of controlling his progressive movements just fine, but the two potty training rumors coming so close together make both pieces of scuttlebutt sound more likely.
Far be it for me to tell the pretend president (still P.P.) what he does with his bowels. Perhaps it was his way of secretly fighting back against the pope's communist sympathies or the global elite's climate hypocrisy. His NeverTrump allies have always claimed Ol' Dirty Britches is actually a moderate at heart, even if he has proved incapable of moderating his other organs. Still, Joe sure does put the scat in scatterbrained. Just because he can't remember where he is at any given moment, that doesn't mean he should resort to constantly marking his territory.
If there is any more apt metaphor for this disastrous presidency, I don't know it. Most European leaders were desperate to get rid of "America First" President Trump because he threatened the metastatic Western oligarchy in control of the financial system. They got their way and celebrated when the general foulness now occupying the Oval Office took over.
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The Europeein aristocracy certainly got what they wanted. Biden just gave them a little taste of what he is delivering to his constituents back in the states.
Methane is 28 times more powerful a greenhouse gas than CO2. If I were Polluter Joe, I’d stay away from Greta for a few days. Could be a Carrie moment.
https://climatechangeconnection.org/emissions/co2-equivalents/
Thus spake the sphincter with feet...
LOUDLY.
We used to be #1 in the world, now we're #2
That comment wins the internet today!
I’m stealing it.
LOL!
puppet president poopy pants
One stinker to another.
Well with the demand to crack down on Methane Gas emissions, guess Joe’s not going to be able to run for re-election....
That's just nasty.;-)
“That’s what we call a Biden Blastoff.”
“Camilla, stop me if you heard this one!”
bttt
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