[simpson96]

It's all fun 'n games, until someone's thumb gets bitten through...

[EvilCapitalist]

Looks kind of Not Guilty to me. Though judging from the eyebrows, she’s not a real blonde.

[Jamestown1630]

Oh, Gosh.

And ‘World of Beer’ sounded like a place I’d want to visit...

[dfwgator]

Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers!

[hinckley buzzard]

Is the Old folks Villages place in Florida? What were these young wenches doing there?

[SamAdams76]

Women have come a long way since the days of Carrie Nation.

[joshua c]

thanksgiving dinner should be pay-per-view

[Yo-Yo]

I Like Beer
By Tom T. Hall

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
And I’m wearing a suit and a tie
She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks I’m uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (Awww)

I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer)

[Beowulf9]

Sounds like an old SNL skit, (Lorraine Newman, Jane Curtain, Gilda Radner days).

Course Belushi would join in…

[Disambiguator]

So, where is this exactly?

Asking for a friend.

[Veggie Todd]

She needs some pimple cream. I’ve got some.

[Deaf Smith]

Why did they call the cops for a family squabble.

Just don't give the drunk sister a ride home.

Or if this is habitual for the drunk sister, why did they not bring duct tape along?

[Old Grumpy]

Keeping it classy in the Villages!