Posted on 11/01/2021 7:22:22 AM PDT by weston
“Fed Chair Powell warns of continued inflation”
When they actually admit there is a problem, you know we’re heading into Weimar Republic or Venezuelan territory.
https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-dons-funny-hat-declares-himself-to-be-pope-of-science
“WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning reveal, Dr. Fauci has appeared on camera in an ornate and funny hat, and is now declaring himself the “Pope of Science.”
“Look at my shiny hat! Woooo-ooo! I have been chosen by science to speak on behalf of science!” said Pope Fauci. “My very words are as infallible as the natural laws of the universe itself! If anyone doesn’t like me, or disagrees with anything I say, or makes fun of my glasses, they will be excommunicated—banished to everlasting darkness.”
Fauci’s eyes then rolled back in his head as he began uttering in a dead ancient Sumerian language.
Fauci has appointed Greta Thunberg as his high priestess of Earth, President Xi Jinping as his priest of infectious diseases, and 3,200 Pfizer lobbyists as agents to administer the sacrament of the vaccine.
As his first act, Pope Fauci has issued a Papal Bull condemning Senator Rand Paul and has called for him to be burned at the stake.”
Hi LF! Hope your hubby is healing well, and is paying attention to restrictions. Sounds like it if you are being kept busy, I assume that’s a lot of farm work?
Congratulations!
“the sacrament of the vaccine”
The Bee has done it again hilarious.
And that phrase is spot on.
I never even look at the post numbers.
Here is your prize....
Sounds WONDERFUL!!!
So glad y’all are having a blessed visit.
Bon Appétit!
Don’t give the fraud any ideas. Pope of Science is not too far out of the realm of his own thinking.
Thank you!
I’d like to thank the members of the Academy.............
Mr. “I am Science!” reminds me of this classic poem:
Ozymandias
Percy Bysshe Shelley - 1792-1822
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Yummy.
"If they are not gonna make a distinction between muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists."— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) October 26, 2010
@BoSnerdley
· 12m
Mr. President What an honor. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Overwhelmed by your kindness. You will ALWAYS be MY president!
@seanmdav
· 1h
Whoever is in charge of decorating the White House for Christmas needs to be fired.
Everyone knows the elf goes on the shelf, not in front of the microphone.
😂 😂
Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
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5h
Fauci reminds everyone people who come into the U.S. are subject to testing. He failed to mention 2 million illegal aliens were subjected to nothing when they entered the country this year.
Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
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1m
Their plan is to convict Ghislaine and never mention the Epstein Network again
They want you focused on her so the network can get away with what they did
I’ve never heard/read that, but then again, it’s before my time.
Hey! He’s doing well, being careful. Walking a lot, which I think is good for healing. Some farm stuff (carrying grain and such), but mostly finishing up projects we were doing together 🙂
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