Posted on 10/24/2021 1:38:04 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in Windsor, southeast England when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture, a local councilor said during a recent meeting.
"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way,"
Joshua Zitser Sat, October 23, 2021, 4:55 AM·2 min read A stock photo of a plane toilet. A parish councillor said that this unfortunate situation must have resulted from aircraft failure or a failure to adequately service the plane toilets. Getty Images A man was sitting in his backyard in Windsor, England, when raw sewage suddenly fell from the sky.
According to a local councilor, his "whole garden, garden umbrellas, and him" were "covered" in poop.
The councilor said that frozen sewage falling from the sky isn't unheard of, but this unfortunate ordeal is much rarer.
A man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in Windsor, southeast England when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture, a local councilor said during a recent meeting.
The unfortunate incident, in which a plane "discharged sewage," took place in July, according to the minutes of Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead's most recent aviation forum.
"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way," said Karen Davies, ward councilor for Clewer East, during the October 14 meeting. "He was out in his garden at the time and it was a really horrible, horrible experience," the local lawmaker continued.
The "whole garden, garden umbrellas, and him" were "covered" in poop, Davies explained. "It's absolutely dreadful,"
According to the Maidenhead Advertiser, the Windsor resident was unable to claim any insurance from the ordeal as the cost of the damage was relatively low.
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Birdie, Birdie, in the sky
Dropped a spot in Daddy’s eye
Daddy, Daddy do not cry
Aren’t you glad that cows can’t fly
Boy. When this happens to ya, you KNOW its gonna be a bad day.
—”When this happens to ya, you KNOW its gonna be a bad day.”
They used to say,”Shot at and missed, Shit on and hit!”
A bad day could be worse.
Egad, it’s the Poopwaffe!
It'd been one hell of a shot though, I mean, with no bomb aiming sight or laser designator to mark the target.
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