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A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard, lawmaker says
Yahoo ^ | 23 Oct 2021 | Joshua Zitser

Posted on 10/24/2021 1:38:04 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

A man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in Windsor, southeast England when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture, a local councilor said during a recent meeting.

"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way,"

Joshua Zitser Sat, October 23, 2021, 4:55 AM·2 min read A stock photo of a plane toilet. A parish councillor said that this unfortunate situation must have resulted from aircraft failure or a failure to adequately service the plane toilets. Getty Images A man was sitting in his backyard in Windsor, England, when raw sewage suddenly fell from the sky.

According to a local councilor, his "whole garden, garden umbrellas, and him" were "covered" in poop.

The councilor said that frozen sewage falling from the sky isn't unheard of, but this unfortunate ordeal is much rarer.

A man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in Windsor, southeast England when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture, a local councilor said during a recent meeting.

The unfortunate incident, in which a plane "discharged sewage," took place in July, according to the minutes of Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead's most recent aviation forum.

"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way," said Karen Davies, ward councilor for Clewer East, during the October 14 meeting. "He was out in his garden at the time and it was a really horrible, horrible experience," the local lawmaker continued.

The "whole garden, garden umbrellas, and him" were "covered" in poop, Davies explained. "It's absolutely dreadful,"

According to the Maidenhead Advertiser, the Windsor resident was unable to claim any insurance from the ordeal as the cost of the damage was relatively low.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Gardening; Outdoors; Travel
KEYWORDS: bombsaway; clewereast; dumped; joedirt; joshuazitser; karendavies; maidenhead; stayontarget; undead; unitedkingdom; westrikeatdawn; windsor; yahoo
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To: missnry

—”Look to the sky and what do you see, could it be pee? It fell and it did smell. It is brown and runny and not very funny.”

NICE!
Very nice.


21 posted on 10/24/2021 3:04:28 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: Revel

—”But he has to identify the exact entity to sue.”

My sister and family lived in Europe for many years, mostly in Belgium and Germany, B-I-L worked for Nato.

She says it is way different there on lawsuits.
A friend of hers was walking down the sidewalk and a shopkeeper dropped an awning weight on her head, massive damage... No lawsuit. No large cash settlement.


22 posted on 10/24/2021 3:14:01 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: telescope115

I agree and have a feeling that’s his next move since his insurance said no.


23 posted on 10/24/2021 3:21:23 PM PDT by HollyB
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Every time Maxine Waters opens her big mouth the same thing happens... Sh*t comes out and covers everyone.


24 posted on 10/24/2021 3:33:07 PM PDT by Grampy126 ((Don't worry about the blind mule, just load the wagon.))
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I’m kind of a skeptic on this one. I’ve serviced lavs as a ramper on 737s, A-320’s, DC-9/MD-80. You have to open a little access door and open a valve to empty it. The lav serving port for the DC/MD being below the #1 engine. By the nature of my job, I currently have access to current Boeing technical data, pulling up ATA 38, I’d be surprised to read that these planes can dump while in mid flight.


25 posted on 10/24/2021 3:45:55 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: Antihero101607

Disregard, I read a little more thoroughly this time.


26 posted on 10/24/2021 3:46:45 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Definitely couldn’t have smelled as bad as the WH on the day the Kenyan usurper was ejected...


27 posted on 10/24/2021 3:59:00 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Look on it as Free Fertilizer!


29 posted on 10/24/2021 4:14:27 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (4th time in FB prison this year. Reason? I wrote a quick synopsis of why I was in the last 3 times.)
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To: dynachrome

I’m usually the one late to the party. GMTA


30 posted on 10/24/2021 4:43:58 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Lawn will be deep green through the winter.


31 posted on 10/24/2021 5:01:41 PM PDT by fso301
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I’ve heard of fishermen beneath train tressles having the same happen to them.


32 posted on 10/24/2021 5:02:43 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Rebelbase

Added keywords.
Has potential.


33 posted on 10/24/2021 5:11:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

When pigs fly!


34 posted on 10/24/2021 5:25:35 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

That’ll buff right out.


35 posted on 10/24/2021 5:31:41 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Isn’t that a sign of good fortune?


36 posted on 10/24/2021 5:42:30 PM PDT by HandyDandy
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To: DUMBGRUNT

What is this sh....


37 posted on 10/24/2021 5:43:45 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Must have been using that Norden bombsight.


38 posted on 10/24/2021 5:49:07 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: Tennessee Nana

There was a CSI:NY episode in which a suspicious death was solved because a “crapsicle” was determined to be the cause of death.


39 posted on 10/24/2021 5:57:33 PM PDT by Ban Draoi Marbh Draoi ( Gen. 12:3: a warning to all anti-semites)
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To: Nateman
Joe Dirt and his space rock...

I think my favorite is Christopher Walken as Clem/Gert Beef Frobe.


40 posted on 10/24/2021 5:59:09 PM PDT by EEGator
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