A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard, lawmaker says

Yahoo ^ | 23 Oct 2021 | Joshua Zitser

[DUMBGRUNT]

And I always thought this was another urban legend?

[Eddie01]

Rod Stewart

[LegendHasIt]

Plane was probably flying at a relatively low altitude; I’ve seen that stuff freeze solid (despite the antifreeze they put in it) at higher altitudes even during summer. Lucky he didn’t get hit with a solid chunk.

[dynachrome]

He’s lucky it wasn’t a big frozen chunk landing on him.

[Tennessee Nana]

A few years ago a big frozen lump of poop crashed through the roof of a house right in front of the family Good thing it was frozen from falling from a great height

[algore]

If it were me, even thought I generally do not swear

There would be a Loud 4 letter one starting with Sh.. involuntarily emerge from my mouth.

[Nateman]

[HollyB]

“ According to the Maidenhead Advertiser, the Windsor resident was unable to claim any insurance from the ordeal as the cost of the damage was relatively low”

Considering he’s a local lawmaker, I have a feeling he has some contacts that will help him get compensated.

[missnry]

Holy Plane Poop Batman! The Riddler left a message!!

Look to the sky and what do you see, could it be pee? It fell and it did smell. It is brown and runny and not very funny.

[dynachrome]

You beat me by 2 seconds!

[crusty old prospector]

Egads.

[FatherofFive]

Well, that stinks.

[maddog55]

I doubt the story... Looks like he and lawyer are out to make a buck.

[Da Coyote]

Is he sure that he didn’t accidentally tune into an CNN “breaking news” report?

[SES1066]

Aircraft are tracked and the size of the spill will narrow down the aircraft type. Time of hit will give good idea of a specific airplane. Once that is determined, said airline owner would be wise to be forthcoming with damage cleanup / payment lest their reputation gets the SHTF publicity. Not expert on UK laws but if this happened here in USofA, there would be FAA and other (EPA?) violations.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Next time, Mr. Pilot, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, pass over 24 Sussex Dr., Ottawa, Canada!

[skepsel]

I bet it was a Messerschidt!

[Rebelbase]

Title

[telescope115]

I’m thinking he should be suing the airline.

[Revel]

Biological waist can be dangerous. But he has to identify the exact entity to sue.