[zipper]

Has to be true. It was in Scientific American! “Follow the science”. …. I hope the laboratory wasn’t in Wuhan. They could have started with an asteroid inhabited by Democrats, then used “gain-of-function” to form a universe!

Paging: Don Lemon

[Eddie01]

Let me guess.

The Chinese aren’t letting anyone in to investigate.

[PeterPrinciple]

“advanced technological civilization.”….

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and where did they originate?

classic turtles all the way down.

[Huskrrrr]

Time, matter and movement. You know, evolution.

[OpusatFR]

Don’t tell me. It was created by a black, african scientist with ties to Farrakan.

[Eddie01]

I thought the universe was created in a wet market as a result of an awful internet video.

[American in Israel]

That advanced “technologist” was God.

[dblshot]

The universe could have been formed in a lab by an advanced civilization funded no doubt by an ancient ancestor of Dr. Fauci.

[ClearCase_guy]

A lot of college freshmen have already made this discovery.

[Leaning Right]

I miss the time when scientists weren’t silly science fiction writers. You know, back when they studied real things - things like battery voltages and chemical bonds.

Now it’s the engineers who do all that. Meanwhile scientists wonder if our universe is actually just a piece of dirt in a field that’s located in another universe.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Because professional affirmative action college “perfessers” are gods.

[Paladin2]

It’s no longer Scientific,

nor American.

[BigEdLB]

I have this vision of a lab with God looking seriously at a test tube . Calls out, “Gabriel! Go get me some Big Bang from storage”

[upchuck]

I have to agree. The laboratory is owned by GOD.

F Joe Biden
Let’s Go Brandon!

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[Rurudyne]

They gather together to ask Science’s blessing,
They use it to deny there’s any purpose that can be made known,
These who oppress them with morals that upset them
Don’t lift praises unto science, they’ll pay before long!

[CatOwner]

It may not have been created in a laboratory, but at the accelerated rate we’re going, it looks like it might be destroyed in the laboratory.

[Erik Latranyi]

This will get shot down quickly by the evolutionists because this would support “Intelligent Design” a theory that is far more likely than the joke called evolution.

[UnwashedPeasant]

Faced with evidence of intelligent design, they are willing to believe anything but the truth.

[max americana]

(after watching Star Trek NG with Sherlock Holmes sub plot) “Wow. I’ll use this “

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