Posted on 10/16/2021 6:13:59 PM PDT by dynachrome
The brilliant and courageous writers at DC Comics have announced that Superman is now gay, and his pronouns are they/them as he is also non-binary. Now, instead of Kryptonite, he will be rendered completely powerless by anyone who addresses him using the wrong pronouns.
"I'll finally defeat Superman! He's such a liberal snowflake!" says right-wing transphobe Lex Luthor to reporters in the latest issue.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cries gay Superman in response as he withers to the ground in shrieks of agony. "I'm non-binary! It should be 'THEY is such a snowflake!' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Writers confirmed that gay Superman will gay-save the world and gay-stop hate crimes with his gay superpowers. He will be completely impervious to Kryptonite but will be powerless against right-wing talk show hosts and trans-exclusionary radical feminist authors. First and foremost, he will be very, very gay.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I've always wondered if when Superman has close formation relations, why doesn't he blast a hole thru his partner when his load "lets loose"?
Just curious.....
I believe this was discussed at great length in a movie called, “Mallrats”
-PJ
Tv shows, movies and comics are deliberately being wrecked by the talent less SJW’s who only exist for revenge because of some slight they received in high school that they want revenge for.
Why Comic Book Sales Are At An All-Time Low
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Condoms are his kryptonite.
All the removed phone booths are no problem with infinite closets to come out of.
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