[EvilCapitalist]

I like candy corn.

[nickcarraway]

Or they can only get the toothbrush/toothpaste set. Remember people who gave those out for Halloween?

If I could talk to myself at that age, I'd tell myself to ditch the candy and only take that. But I probably wouldn't listen.

[wally_bert]

I would expect a rock.

[Da Coyote]

Fauci’s demonstrated idiocy may exceed even the B’s ability to make fun of that administrative clown. Even their talented staff is finding it hard to make up something so stupid that the codger couldn’t possibly outdo it. But, old one-cell manages to rise above (or is it sink below) anything.

We need an “Eff Fauci” chant at any publicly attended gubmit medical meeting.

[Cecily]

I hope Fauxci’s car gets egged and floured and his yard gets rolled.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I used to hate popcorn balls the worst.

My mom gave out pennies when we ran out of candy - but that was back in the day when a penny got you a decent piece of candy at the local store.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

I cut myself with a razor blade when I read something Fauci said. Stop posting this garbage.

[laweeks]

The last batch of candy corn was made in 1978 and all the unsold or unpackaged is in a barn in Iowa. So, unless the Chinese start making it, candy corn will eventually disappear.

[Jemian]

Candy Corn is a favorite.

[Jemian]

Has anyone ever had this:

Candy Corn flavored Oreos?

[Dick Bachert]

[MikelTackNailer]

"Mom, there's a creepy thing in my candy!"

"No dear, that's just Dr. Fauci checking it's safety."

Here's a Top 25 Halloween Candies from TheDailyMeal.com (back to front):

25.Milk Duds
24.Life Savers
23.Almond Joy (Mounds ranked further down)
22.Three Musketeers
21.Lemonheads
20.Blow Pops
19.Dubble Bubble
18.Kit Kat (featuring glow-in-the-dark packaging and a limited time chocolate mint flavor)
17.Twix
16.Swedish Fish
15.Milky Way
14.Hershey's Mini-Bars (classic, dark, Krakel, Mr. Goodbar)
13.Taffy
12.Butterfinger (new recipe)
11.Jolly Ranchers
10.Hershey's Kisses
9.Sour Patch Kids
8.Tootsie Pops
7.Hot Tomales
6.Candy Corn
5.Starburst
4.Snickers
3.M&Ms
2.Reese's
1.Skittles