Skip to comments.
Dr. Fauci Says Unvaccinated Kids Can Trick Or Treat But They Only Get Candy Corn
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 11, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/12/2021 5:29:41 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-33 next last
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
2
posted on
10/12/2021 5:32:33 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Or they can only get the toothbrush/toothpaste set. Remember people who gave those out for Halloween?
If I could talk to myself at that age, I'd tell myself to ditch the candy and only take that. But I probably wouldn't listen.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
4
posted on
10/12/2021 5:38:02 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Fauci’s demonstrated idiocy may exceed even the B’s ability to make fun of that administrative clown. Even their talented staff is finding it hard to make up something so stupid that the codger couldn’t possibly outdo it. But, old one-cell manages to rise above (or is it sink below) anything.
We need an “Eff Fauci” chant at any publicly attended gubmit medical meeting.
5
posted on
10/12/2021 5:39:02 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: EvilCapitalist
Things are so crazy I’ve been thinking of buying some. Those pumpkin things, too.
6
posted on
10/12/2021 5:39:41 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Da Coyote
“Let’s go, Fauci!” (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
To: EvilCapitalist
“I like candy corn.”
Mixed with peanuts.
Downright addictive.
8
posted on
10/12/2021 5:43:17 PM PDT
by
daler
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
>
“Let’s go, Fauci!” (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap) You know that's next. Might take another month or so, but it's coming.
9
posted on
10/12/2021 5:45:06 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: EvilCapitalist
I love the stuff, It’s often hard and a bit stale though.
If u pop in into a microwave for a few seconds tho...
Also fond of those orange circus peanuts.
10
posted on
10/12/2021 5:47:01 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(The plan must be to distract from Afghanistan by doing something even more stupid )
To: EvilCapitalist
>
I like candy corn. That was always my favorite, as long as it was fresh and chewy. Once it dried out it was pretty awful to eat even though it still tasted okay.
As a kid I used to trade my "better" candy things for candy corn and binge.
I'm 69, and if I could get away with bingeing on it today, I would.
11
posted on
10/12/2021 5:47:39 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I hope Fauxci’s car gets egged and floured and his yard gets rolled.
12
posted on
10/12/2021 5:47:49 PM PDT
by
Cecily
To: Bobalu
>
Also fond of those orange circus peanuts. Nope, no way. You can have my lifetime's full load of those things.
I'll trade you for some candy corn, though.... :-)
13
posted on
10/12/2021 5:48:50 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Cecily
>
I hope Fauxci’s car gets egged and floured and his yard gets rolled. We're talking turning his property into homemade pasta, correct?
14
posted on
10/12/2021 5:50:09 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
There used to be these little 2 for a penny candies that tasted like a miniature Butterfinger, I loved those...had stripes on them.
And there was a 3 cent chocolate candy called Ice Cubes that were awesome!
15
posted on
10/12/2021 5:53:27 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(The plan must be to distract from Afghanistan by doing something even more stupid )
To: dayglored
16
posted on
10/12/2021 5:53:53 PM PDT
by
Cecily
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I used to hate popcorn balls the worst.
My mom gave out pennies when we ran out of candy - but that was back in the day when a penny got you a decent piece of candy at the local store.
17
posted on
10/12/2021 5:54:58 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
To: EvilCapitalist
Ha ha! I’m reading this all as I am suffering a candy corn sugar hangover. Blehhhh...
18
posted on
10/12/2021 5:58:36 PM PDT
by
LittleBillyInfidel
(This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
To: EvilCapitalist
Me too.
I also am a fan of the Bee.
19
posted on
10/12/2021 6:04:58 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Rurudyne
Just hand out fresh clean masks.
20
posted on
10/12/2021 6:24:23 PM PDT
by
cnsmom
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-33 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson