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Yet again, The Babylon Bee nails it with gut-busting humor!
1 posted on 10/05/2021 2:08:56 PM PDT by HKMk23
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I am a Christian, white male veteran. Where to I go to get my priviledge card?


2 posted on 10/05/2021 2:11:24 PM PDT by taxcontrol (The choice is clear - either live as a slave on your knees or die as a free citizen on your feet.)
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Biden's is:

Anxious bipolar hmong from space

3 posted on 10/05/2021 2:19:13 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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I’m crazy eyed treesexual Arab on stilts.


4 posted on 10/05/2021 2:23:14 PM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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One legged Cis gendered Eskimo from space. Now where my check at?


10 posted on 10/05/2021 2:43:45 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

“Obese Cat-loving Eskimo in a Body Cast”!


12 posted on 10/05/2021 2:49:41 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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Hahahaha...OMG this is too much...

"Double Amputee-Stone Butch-Philistine-With Large Moles"

13 posted on 10/05/2021 2:51:49 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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I am an insane right wing conspiracy theorist—and we have been oppressed long enough—I demand reparations and I demand them now!


14 posted on 10/05/2021 2:53:44 PM PDT by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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The Left adds more descriptors to the list everyday.


17 posted on 10/05/2021 3:04:53 PM PDT by Starboard
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Hirsute Gender-Nonconforming Eskimo Who Can’t Spell for Crap.

That’s gotta be worth a check or two. At least a retweet?


18 posted on 10/05/2021 3:05:46 PM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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I’m a Kneeless Treesexual Uyghur Created By Mad Scientists.


20 posted on 10/05/2021 3:09:31 PM PDT by left that other site (A Man Without Self-Control is like a City Broken Into and Left Without Walls (Proverbs 25:28))
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Peruse later.


21 posted on 10/05/2021 3:09:53 PM PDT by NetAddicted ( Just looking)
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I’m much too oppressed to get a chuckle from this. *bursts into tears*


22 posted on 10/05/2021 3:10:12 PM PDT by Scarlett156 (#CowboysAndMoslems2021)
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I’m a Male Lesbian...


23 posted on 10/05/2021 3:10:29 PM PDT by Osage Orange (1961 VW Two Door Truck)
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It’s all about who you CHOOSE to identify as these days. I choose to identify as a poor black lesbian for the purposes of diversity points.


28 posted on 10/05/2021 3:50:34 PM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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I’m Obese Gender-Fluid Pacific Islander with No Parents


29 posted on 10/05/2021 3:53:29 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
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My identity confusion has ended, at last.

I’m a one-legged, gender-fluid, Pacific Islander with bear lungs.


30 posted on 10/05/2021 4:05:45 PM PDT by SE Mom
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According to this, I am a Hirsute Genderfluid Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap.


34 posted on 10/05/2021 4:11:08 PM PDT by Boogieman
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Obese Tree-Sexual Calvinist Currently on Fire.


40 posted on 10/05/2021 5:23:39 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Headless trans-Siberian Quaker who can’t spell for crap.


42 posted on 10/05/2021 5:44:56 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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I’m a crazy eyed, feminine adjacent, philistine currently on fire who self identifies as an A-10.

BBBbzzzzzttttt


46 posted on 10/05/2021 8:35:11 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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