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What Is Your Oppressed Intersectional Identity? Use This Handy Chart To Find Out!
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 5th, 2021
| Staff
Posted on 10/05/2021 2:08:55 PM PDT by HKMk23
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To: HKMk23
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:09:53 PM PDT
by
NetAddicted
( Just looking)
To: HKMk23
I’m much too oppressed to get a chuckle from this. *bursts into tears*
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:10:12 PM PDT
by
Scarlett156
(#CowboysAndMoslems2021)
To: HKMk23
23
posted on
10/05/2021 3:10:29 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(1961 VW Two Door Truck)
To: HKMk23
“ I’m only a lowly One-legged, Multi-gendered Calvinist Who Cant Spell for Crap.”
Looks like you spelled it correctly.
24
posted on
10/05/2021 3:29:32 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(I got the shot. Not because I wanted to. Because I had to, in violation of my civil rights.)
To: EQAndyBuzz
“Looks like you spelled it correctly.”
I erroneously omitted the apostrophe.
25
posted on
10/05/2021 3:42:02 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: rlmorel
ROFLOL! Well now! THERE’S a pickup line for you!
“...and — this suite of moles, here? — if you look at them lying down you can see the Hawaiian Islands. Seriously.”
26
posted on
10/05/2021 3:48:00 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: Little Ray
Y’know, that’s one thing I’ve disliked: that “muppet” has become a pejorative.
But maybe you were a something-else “built by Jim Henson”?
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posted on
10/05/2021 3:49:40 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
It’s all about who you CHOOSE to identify as these days. I choose to identify as a poor black lesbian for the purposes of diversity points.
To: HKMk23
I’m Obese Gender-Fluid Pacific Islander with No Parents
29
posted on
10/05/2021 3:53:29 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
To: HKMk23
My identity confusion has ended, at last.
I’m a one-legged, gender-fluid, Pacific Islander with bear lungs.
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:05:45 PM PDT
by
SE Mom
To: Scarlett156
“I’m much too oppressed to get a chuckle...”
As an unvaxxed Federal employee whose job may well be on the line if my elemental human right to Freedom of Religion isn’t honored... boy howdy, do I EVER know what you mean.
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:07:31 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: SE Mom; Fledermaus
You two One-legged, Gender-fluid, Pacific Islanders were meant for one another.
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:08:34 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23; Fledermaus; SE Mom
Ungh. Scratch the “One-legged” part. Yeesh.
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:09:56 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
According to this, I am a Hirsute Genderfluid Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap.
To: HKMk23
Well, I am obese so probably had one amputated because of diabetes. Ha
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:13:56 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
To: Little Ray
It’s not easy being green....
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:14:23 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: Boogieman
“...Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap.”
Huh. It’s like it’s a “thing”; Calvinists that cant spell.
Makes ya wonder what ELSE these Calvinists can’t do.
Or is it just the ones of ‘em as can’t spell that’re entitled?
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:26:46 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: Boogieman; TigersEye; DuncanWaring
“Calvinist Who Can’t Spell For Crap”
Maybe we need a 12 Step Program, or something...
I wonder if the Arminians have similar orblems...
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posted on
10/05/2021 4:45:58 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
We shud at leest halve a GoFundMe to help pay for remeediuhl riting corses.
Publik skools vicktomized us!
Enny wayz, Calvinists rool!!!
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posted on
10/05/2021 5:18:46 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Resistance is not futile!)
To: HKMk23
Obese Tree-Sexual Calvinist Currently on Fire.
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