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1 posted on 10/01/2021 10:59:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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"Hygiene module"

2 posted on 10/01/2021 11:01:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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"trapped in a capsule one-fourth the size of a tennis court for 45 days"

Is this a test run for a Mars mission, or the next Covid lockdown?
3 posted on 10/01/2021 11:02:00 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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One guy and 3 hot women? Will be absolutely platonic relationships, right?


4 posted on 10/01/2021 11:02:04 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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I think they shoulda chose 1 democrat and 3 conservatives for the experiment, that way if food runs out...


5 posted on 10/01/2021 11:02:37 AM PDT by Bob434
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One guy and four chicks? If that was me, with my luck, the three chicks would all be lesbians. 45 days of watching girl on girl.


8 posted on 10/01/2021 11:03:26 AM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman!)
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I miss editors.


11 posted on 10/01/2021 11:05:21 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
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Putting ONE man in a confined space with THREE semi-hot to hot WOMEN is brutal torture for him UNLESS HE IS GAY.

Looks more like a foursome to me, lol.

13 posted on 10/01/2021 11:05:44 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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Trap me in a capsule with Marie Osmond for 45 days.

Yeah…..I know…..she’d eject me out the garbage chute.

A guy can dream.


15 posted on 10/01/2021 11:07:41 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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The idea that Phobos First still even exists conceptually at NASA is a hoot.

Musk will poach one or two of them though.

16 posted on 10/01/2021 11:10:10 AM PDT by StAnDeliver (Each of you have at least ONE of these in your 401k: Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Johnson & Johnson)
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Four walk in, one walks out........


18 posted on 10/01/2021 11:11:28 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Without potatoes, life has no meaning......)
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Gonna take a lot longer than 45 days to get to Mars.


19 posted on 10/01/2021 11:12:11 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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“four times smaller than a tennis court”

OMG!

“with a total of 636 sq. ft of living space”

Oh, so a studio apartment...


22 posted on 10/01/2021 11:16:25 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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Four times smaller

Mathematically impossible, and linguistically incorrect.

23 posted on 10/01/2021 11:17:48 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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“four times smaller than a tennis court”

Is this correct?

Shouldn’t it be: one quarter the size of a tennis court?


26 posted on 10/01/2021 11:19:06 AM PDT by Brookhaven (The dystopian future is now!)
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Yeah. No.


34 posted on 10/01/2021 11:24:29 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." ― Mao Zedong)
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Its going to be a boinkfest


36 posted on 10/01/2021 11:26:26 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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Let’s see...

Three women and one guy.

For 45 days in an area less than 700 sq. ft.

Hopefully their return trip doesn’t take 9 months.

There is a downside here...

5.56mm


42 posted on 10/01/2021 11:30:31 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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“four times smaller”?

I’m no NASA scientist, but would that be the same as one fourth the size of?


47 posted on 10/01/2021 11:42:43 AM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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Why am I reminded of the end of Dr. Strangelove?
Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

DeSadeski: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

They must be prepared in case humanity is wiped out by the newest "accidental" release from a Chinese biowarfare lab. Strangelove:
51 posted on 10/01/2021 12:07:12 PM PDT by KarlInOhio ("Anti-fascist" is from the official name of the Berlin Wall: Anti-fascist Protection Barrier.)
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They should be put under realistic group stress.

For example, on the 2nd day, inform them that there is a significant chance that an asteroid hit the station 40 days from that day.

Then, stand back and observe the “teamwork” that develops.

(The “teamwork” should be videotaped.)

(From several different angles.)

(And uploaded to the internet.)

(For science.)


54 posted on 10/01/2021 1:21:55 PM PDT by SteveH
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