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Border Patrol Agents Accused Of Patrolling Border
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/22/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/23/2021 12:04:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob

SHARE DEL RIO, TX—Americans are outraged after whistleblowers produced credible evidence that the U.S. Border Patrol has been patrolling the U.S. border and doing so with impunity for many years.

"How have we allowed our border to be patrolled unchecked for so long?" said AOC on her TikTok channel after viewing harrowing footage of agents on horseback doing their job. "Also, who cut off the horns of those unicorns and put saddles on them? It's so inhumane! This is actual, literal fascism, people. Just like Hitler and slavery."

She then donned her fancy white crying suit and wept in anguish.

CNN broke the story, which included disturbing footage shot by citizen journalists of border agents riding on large, scary mammalian creatures, up and down the border, as if they are trying to prevent people from entering the country illegally.

"Just horrific," said CNN anchor Jake Tapper. "It's hard to believe such a thing could happen in our country."

Former President Obama also weighed in, saying: "This is...uh...not, who we are."

The Border Patrol has apologized, saying the offending agents will be placed on unpaid leave immediately pending investigation. The rest of the officers will be tasked with handing out voter registrations and government food assistance cards to incoming Democrat voters.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; border
Well, there you have it. Our federal agents caught red handed doing the job they were hired to do. The American public has had enough of that. Biden wasn't elected to secure the border OR fight in Afghanistan OR allow unvaccinated citizens making medical choices on their own.
1 posted on 09/23/2021 12:04:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob
It's perfect with this title above it:
US house approves $1 Billion for Israel’s Iron Dome defense system with an overwhelming majority.(AOC literally cries)
2 posted on 09/23/2021 12:15:44 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: BipolarBob

Every time I see and hear the psickening Jen Psaki, I am reminded of Dorothy’s dog, Toto, in the Wizard of Oz. The only problem with the analogy is that in the movie Dorothy is the “good guy.” Psaki’s master/masters is/are not. Nevertheless she is most definitely silent Joe’s Toto, barking and snapping at the American people whom, self-evidently, she scorns.


3 posted on 09/23/2021 12:17:07 PM PDT by Belteshazzar (We are not justified by our works but by faith - De Jacob et vita beata 2 +Ambrose of Milan)
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To: BipolarBob

Border Patrol Guy: Hey boss, what do you want me to do today?

Boss: Get on your horse and stop those 3rd world shit eaters from crossing the river.

Border Patrol Guy: I’m on it.

Later that day:

Boss: You’re suspended and you may get fired.

Border Patrol Guy: For what?

Boss: For getting on your horse and stopping those 3rd world shit eaters from crossing the river.


4 posted on 09/23/2021 12:33:23 PM PDT by suthener ( )
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To: suthener

I notice the ones “outraged” don’t volunteer to help the Border Patrol to show them how to deal with the unruly mob. It’s much safer to be outraged at a distance.


5 posted on 09/23/2021 12:39:57 PM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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THE MESS AT THE BORDER IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT’S PLANNED. WATCH THE FIRST 6 MINUTES: BIDEN EXPLAINS THE PLAN BETWEEN 4:15 and 5:50!! IF YOU’RE NOT ANGRY, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
GOOD GRIEF...SHARE THIS ONE!!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/kZW1u9UH3lHH/


6 posted on 09/23/2021 2:41:45 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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