Daddy Warbucks helping Florida man with his iguana problem.
Posted on 09/22/2021 9:04:33 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Whether it's Jeff Bezos eating entire packs of biscuits for breakfast, or Mark Zuckerberg serving cold goat slaughtered with a 'laser gun', these techies have fuelled their way to the top on some truly bizarre grub. They say you don't need a silver fork to eat good food, but it seems that even those with silver forks can take it or leave it.
Over the years, ex-wife Mackenzie Scott appeared to wean Jeff off of biscuits and iguana, as he acquired organic supermarket Whole Foods and began eating avocado toast and smoothies.
in 2011, Zuckerberg decided to only eat meat from animals he had killed himself, or else be vegetarian. One night, he invited Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey over for dinner, who claims Zuckerberg served him cold meat from a goat he had killed 'with a laser gun' and then a knife.
(Musk) once said that he 'inhales' most meals in five minutes, usually during a meeting, and admitted in a 2015 book that "If there was a way that I could not eat so I could work more, I would not eat." He also tends to skip breakfast, sometimes reaching for a Mars bar first thing in the morning.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailystar.co.uk ...
Daddy Warbucks helping Florida man with his iguana problem.
Lord, my soul is ripped with riot,
Incited by my wicked diet.
We are what we eat, said a wise old man,
And Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can!
I want to rise on Judgment Day, that’s plain,
But at my present weight, I’ll need a crane!
So grant me strength that I may not fall
Into the clutches of cholesterol.
May my flesh with carrot curls be sated
That my soul may be polyunsaturated.
And show me the light that I may bear witness
To the President’s Council on Physical Fitness...
https://madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=3657
Sounds like BS.
They’re both wimps; they eat MAYPO or Gruel.
My breakfast as a commercial fisherman consisted of black coffee and a cigarette - alongside a couple of Oreos. That was a long time ago.
“avocado toast and smoothie”? Is she trying to kill him?
My breakfast this morning was left-over pizza. What about you all?
Why is it that the people who think they have the right to rule the world are also a crazy bunch of lunatics? The two go hand in hand. A guess only a crazy person would think that such a thing is even possible.
homemade french onion soup. reheated.
When you accept that they are reptilians wearing rubber human masks, these diets make a lot more sense. :)
—”black coffee and a cigarette - alongside a couple of Oreos.”
For some years, I was doing a lot of LSD...(Long Slow Distance running) No coffee, warm Pepsi! And maybe pick up a sweet roll at the train station on the way to work.
I survived!
I’ve eaten goat meat (not cold), and I’ve eaten iguana when camping and low on provisions. They’re ok.
—”left-over pizza.”
And warm beer.
The famous BREAKFAST of CHAMPIONS!
So they say.
I’m on a Mexican radio
I’m on a Mexican radio
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I’d take requests on the telephone
I’m on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can’t understand just what does he say?
The rich tend to be afraid to die unless of course they are believers in Christ.
The French Revolution included a lot of excessive violence against an entire class of people. I kinda get it.
Reminds me of this guy who struck me as someone who’s got things wired. He had a small farm in Paso Robles, CA. People had tried growing grapes and figs and other fruits for a generation, but the starlings were so aggressive they couldn’t get much yield.
So along comes this gramps opening up a small vineyard. Everyone said it was a fool’s errand.
He would sit on his porch with a scoped pellet gun, sometimes even a .22lr rifle and pick off starling after starling. They are not indigenous birds so you’re allowed to shoot them.
Here’s his trick: He would gather up the dead birds, freeze them, and send them to Japan. It turns out that in Japan, starlings are considered a delicacy. So he increased his yield, got paid for his hobby, and licked 2 problems.
Nowadays, there are vineyards all up and down highway 101. I like to think he was the one who generated this development.
Bezos and the Zuckster don’t know that MEAT IS MURDER?
—”If I was worth billions every breakfast would be...”
About the same as I currently eat.
My wife takes very good care of the grandkids, kids, dogs, and me!
Maybe some more fish; not from China.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.