Daddy Warbucks helping Florida man with his iguana problem.
Daddy Warbucks helping Florida man with his iguana problem.
Lord, my soul is ripped with riot,
Incited by my wicked diet.
We are what we eat, said a wise old man,
And Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can!
I want to rise on Judgment Day, that’s plain,
But at my present weight, I’ll need a crane!
So grant me strength that I may not fall
Into the clutches of cholesterol.
May my flesh with carrot curls be sated
That my soul may be polyunsaturated.
And show me the light that I may bear witness
To the President’s Council on Physical Fitness...
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Sounds like BS.
They’re both wimps; they eat MAYPO or Gruel.
My breakfast as a commercial fisherman consisted of black coffee and a cigarette - alongside a couple of Oreos. That was a long time ago.
“avocado toast and smoothie”? Is she trying to kill him?
Why is it that the people who think they have the right to rule the world are also a crazy bunch of lunatics? The two go hand in hand. A guess only a crazy person would think that such a thing is even possible.
When you accept that they are reptilians wearing rubber human masks, these diets make a lot more sense. :)
I’ve eaten goat meat (not cold), and I’ve eaten iguana when camping and low on provisions. They’re ok.
I’m on a Mexican radio
I’m on a Mexican radio
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I’d take requests on the telephone
I’m on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can’t understand just what does he say?
The rich tend to be afraid to die unless of course they are believers in Christ.
The French Revolution included a lot of excessive violence against an entire class of people. I kinda get it.
Reminds me of this guy who struck me as someone who’s got things wired. He had a small farm in Paso Robles, CA. People had tried growing grapes and figs and other fruits for a generation, but the starlings were so aggressive they couldn’t get much yield.
So along comes this gramps opening up a small vineyard. Everyone said it was a fool’s errand.
He would sit on his porch with a scoped pellet gun, sometimes even a .22lr rifle and pick off starling after starling. They are not indigenous birds so you’re allowed to shoot them.
Here’s his trick: He would gather up the dead birds, freeze them, and send them to Japan. It turns out that in Japan, starlings are considered a delicacy. So he increased his yield, got paid for his hobby, and licked 2 problems.
Nowadays, there are vineyards all up and down highway 101. I like to think he was the one who generated this development.
Bezos and the Zuckster don’t know that MEAT IS MURDER?
we could suggest strychnine seasoning
Imho Jeff, fried iguana is better than roasted.
Same with rattlesnake and alligator.
Now, roasted goat is to die for.
5.56mm
When I want a delicacy it’s Ball Park Hot Dogs, baby.
(Musk) sometimes reaching for a Mars bar first thing in the morning.
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Mars bar. Of course.
If you are what you eat then Zuckerberg is a goat and Bezos is a lizard.