Posted on 09/15/2021 3:32:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle
One day her teacher, a nun, called on Carol while she was sleeping in class.
"Tell me, Carol, who created the universe?"
When Carol didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her,
took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Carol.
The nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun asked Carol, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Carol didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
"Jesus Christ !!!" shouted Carol.
And the nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question...."What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Carol jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted.
😊😉😉
Where’s the humor in using God and Jesus’ names in vain?
Good one although as you can see no matter what, someone gets offended because they have nothing else to do but bitch.
Where did that happen?
Sod....You never let us down.
You may want to research what using the Lord’s name in vain actually means before embarrassing yourself in public again. (Hint: Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, etc.)
Good one!
There's not. But it's hard for us sinners to not laugh. I flinch each time I do so, and must offer repentance and beg forgiveness.
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