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Value of a #2 pencil in Catholic School
email from friend | 9/15/2021 | unknown

Posted on 09/15/2021 3:32:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle

One day her teacher, a nun, called on Carol while she was sleeping in class.

"Tell me, Carol, who created the universe?"

When Carol didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her,

took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Carol.

The nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class.

A little later the nun asked Carol, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But Carol didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came

to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

"Jesus Christ !!!" shouted Carol.

And the nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.

The nun asked her a third question...."What did Eve say to Adam

after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Carol jumped up and shouted,

"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor
KEYWORDS: innocence
That's the value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
1 posted on 09/15/2021 3:32:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

😊😉😉


2 posted on 09/15/2021 3:35:10 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The crowd was chanting "Death to America", but they were a mostly friendly crowd.)
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To: sodpoodle

Where’s the humor in using God and Jesus’ names in vain?


3 posted on 09/15/2021 3:47:01 AM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: sodpoodle

Good one although as you can see no matter what, someone gets offended because they have nothing else to do but bitch.


4 posted on 09/15/2021 4:02:59 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: skr

Where did that happen?


5 posted on 09/15/2021 4:30:39 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (The Left doesn't have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: sodpoodle

Sod....You never let us down.


6 posted on 09/15/2021 4:54:12 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: skr

You may want to research what using the Lord’s name in vain actually means before embarrassing yourself in public again. (Hint: Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, etc.)


7 posted on 09/15/2021 5:01:35 AM PDT by QBFimi (It is not your responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world... Tarfon)
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To: sodpoodle

Good one!


8 posted on 09/15/2021 6:16:19 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: skr
Where’s the humor in using God and Jesus’ names in vain?

There's not. But it's hard for us sinners to not laugh. I flinch each time I do so, and must offer repentance and beg forgiveness.

9 posted on 09/15/2021 9:28:47 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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