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email from friend | 9/13/2021 | unknown

Posted on 09/13/2021 2:18:10 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher left the room.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor
KEYWORDS: jokes; possible
God bless.
1 posted on 09/13/2021 2:18:10 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Good boy, Johnny! Way to use your noggin!


2 posted on 09/13/2021 2:49:47 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: sodpoodle

Good one. Scenario would be example of “reaping what you sow”


3 posted on 09/13/2021 2:52:20 AM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: sodpoodle
That Johnny!

Always a wit.

Been around for a while, though.

I've heard of him since I was in grade school, nearly 60 years ago.

4 posted on 09/13/2021 5:51:06 AM PDT by OldSmaj (Living in the boondocks, bitterly clinging to my gun and my Bible. And loving it.)
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To: sodpoodle

Somebody raised their kid Right.


5 posted on 09/13/2021 5:52:56 AM PDT by moovova (Joe Biden...Making the Taliban great again!)
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