Posted on 09/11/2021 6:53:07 PM PDT by algore
Obviously a pandemic of the unvaccinated gorillas.
Obviously a pandemic of the unvaccinated gorillas.
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Clever...Good to be able to smile in this Orwellian age of disinformation...Shout out to all the FREEPIdiots who thought getting vaxxed and the vaxports were a good idea...You know who you are.
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again,
I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’
dooooh noes
started at san diego zoo
its a pandemic!!!
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/gorillas-san-diego-zoo-positive-coronavirus
what variant do they have? asking for a friend
The gorillas held still why they jammed a swab up there nose?
Why are they testing the gorillas?
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The Covid flu can NOT , repeat, can NOT be eradicated by vaccines, any virus that has an animal “ resovoir “ ( deer, gorillas, dogs, cats, etc) has never in history been eradicated- period. The virus will “ hide out” in the animal populations and resurface when conditions are right.
Do you know why gorillas has such large nostrils?
Because of the size of their fingers.
If the Gorillas don’t get vaccinated, they can’t work at the zoo.
How can they test the gorillas? The PCR test by the CDC’s own admission is said to be worthless for detecting Covid and will not be used for testing after December 2021
Why are they testing the gorillas?
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The Covid flu can NOT , repeat, can NOT be eradicated by vaccines, any virus that has an animal “ resovoir “ ( deer, gorillas, dogs, cats, etc) has never in history been eradicated- period. The virus will “ hide out” in the animal populations and resurface when conditions are right.
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Yes that’s true, plus gorillas get noticeable symptoms and are uncomfortable when they have Covid. I bet they treat them, unlike humans.
There’s no accurate test for Covid. By design, it can’t diagnose illness, according to its inventor.
That’s why we have to wait until Jan for the new Gates and Soros kits.
NOTE* Study Intervention is the vaccine itself.
"exposed to the study intervention by inhalation or skin contact"
Sure seems like they're saying the jab is contagious. Is the jab itself what they're calling "variants" but are actually self-disseminating?
Hey, it’s important. Gotta protect the other gorillas. /s
Nope. They swabbed a banana lying nearby, and it showed covid.
This!
From Canada: http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-cats-study
“If your cat tests positive, sampling will continue every week until a negative test result is found. This is a contact-less study; you will be asked to place your cat(s) in a carrier outside the front door for the sample collection team. You do not need to have a cat carrier, the team will provide you with a sanitized carrier. A mobile station will be set up outside your home to test your cat(s) and bring them back to you.”
‘Rillas got the ‘rona?
Oooh! ‘’Rillas got the ‘rona from a maksed ‘n’ vaxxed ‘rilla wrangler!
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