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Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/09/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/10/2021 2:53:13 PM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a speech today, Joe Biden unveiled a brand new program to force the rest of the country to get vaccinated, entitled "Your Body, My Choice."

"Listen folks, make mistake. Uh, make no mistake," said the President, reading carefully off the teleprompter. "I have complete control and sole authority over everything you do with your body, and everything you put in your body. I'm the government for God sakes! I have F-15s and nukes! Jus getha vashine! Jusdoit!"

Biden then walked out of the room to get a snack.

Many concerns remained around issues of freedom and natural immunity, but the President was already eating his applesauce with the crushed-up pills in it and was unable to answer questions.

Companies will be forced to comply with the mandate until the Supreme Court strikes it down in a few hours.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; vaccination
Well there you have it. Mein Fuhrer strikes again.
1 posted on 09/10/2021 2:53:13 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

Heil Biden!


2 posted on 09/10/2021 3:04:55 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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To: MNJohnnie

It may be the Civil War all over again. The Republicans will once again free the slaves.


3 posted on 09/10/2021 3:06:15 PM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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To: BipolarBob

This crowd of Republicans?


4 posted on 09/10/2021 3:35:10 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: BipolarBob

The Babylon Bee.

Too close to reality to be called satire any more.


5 posted on 09/10/2021 3:42:33 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: BipolarBob

This is pure socialism when you remove a person’s choice as to whether or not they take medicine. Biden is trying to push socialism, plain and simple. It is time that people resist. Biden should be driven out of town on a rail. What a horse’s ass he is. I received the J&J vaccine in March. I will resist by refusing to get a booster shot of a vaccine that does not protect you from getting the virus or passing it on. This is ridiculous and so is the man pushing it to make enough commotion to hide what he did in Afganistan. That is what this is all about. He is a joker. Why do you think that Obama did not want to endorse him and waited until almost the elecion time to. Obama knows what a clown he is and so do we.


6 posted on 09/10/2021 3:59:51 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: BipolarBob

Love the Bee, but the Bee is more newsworthy than the real media!! 🤓


7 posted on 09/10/2021 4:39:04 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/521 at the NCGOP convention)
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To: BipolarBob
It may be the Civil War all over again

Over a vaccination? Ha.

They more-or-less openly STOLE an election, and what happened? *crickets* I don't know what cavalry you're waiting for, but I'm pretty sure they aren't coming.

8 posted on 09/10/2021 4:42:37 PM PDT by workerbee (==)
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>>They more-or-less openly STOLE an election, and what happened? *crickets*<<

I’ve always believed Americans still have too much to lose. Begin clamping down similar to Australia, limit who can purchase food, alcohol, state to state travel...you might see a flare up or two or three.


9 posted on 09/10/2021 5:08:21 PM PDT by servantboy777
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To: maxwellsmart_agent

Dictator perpetuo.


10 posted on 09/10/2021 5:13:17 PM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: BipolarBob

We need BillBoards


11 posted on 09/10/2021 5:36:28 PM PDT by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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To: eyeamok

Agreed.


12 posted on 09/10/2021 5:38:06 PM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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To: servantboy777

Slaves in a guilded cage...


13 posted on 09/10/2021 5:39:01 PM PDT by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: eyeamok

14 posted on 09/10/2021 5:40:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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To: BipolarBob

Too much controversy about the effectiveness & after effects of the various treatments to do what Biden says. When they get that all sorted out...assuming they ever do...they can let us know. Then & only then can anyone make an informed decision. That would include any decisions made by Biden.


15 posted on 09/10/2021 6:40:11 PM PDT by oldtech
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