[tnlibertarian]

For anyone wondering "habiliment" is an archaic term for clothing or outfit. I had to look it up.

[17th Miss Regt]

Sounds French. E-mail from Haiti, perhaps?

[Jim W N]

Apparently, being coherent is not a job requirement.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I pasted the first sentence into Google.

The very first hit? Google Translate! Even Google is perplexed by this.

[fruser1]

Actually, the “thee”s and “thou” type stuff is early modern english. Exemplified by Shakespeare. Believe it or not, all Shakespeare words are still in our dictionary.

Middle english - Chaucer. Recognizable, but you’ll need a glossary. About a third of the words no longer used. Many different spellings. Reading it out loud you will sometimes find yourself speaking a perfect english accent due to the phonetics of the spelling.

Old english is anglo-saxon, see Beowulf. This is english before the norman invasion and is effectively a “foreign” language.

[Noumenon]

Behold the fields upon which my f#cks have been sown. See with thine own eyes that they are barren.

That should serve as an adequate reply.

[Boogieman]

“Ya’ll shall not be obliged to transact with soggy boxes.”

Pretty sure that’s guaranteed by the Constitution.

[Red Badger]

From Joe Biden?.......................

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

This is my new tagline. Too awesome not to.

[TBP]

This has to be a joke.

[Bearshouse]

This is the best laugh I’ve had in days. Do you have a Navajo friend that could respond for you?

[rdl6989]

We learned yours contacts thru the CareerBuilder online spot ‘n’ judge that thine knowledge possibly might be potentially interesting for us.

Rotfl

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

You put your name on here?

[Leaning Right]

I read somewhere that scammers actually prefer messed up wording. An aware reader will catch the mistakes, and be on alert. The scammers don’t want to deal with those folks anyway.

Scammers want to deal with folks who are not so sophisticated. Those folks are much easier to swindle.

[Billthedrill]

I thank thee for thine kind attention in the matter of huffing soggy boxes of comestibles to y'all's pantries. Please to butter my nates and call me a biscuit. While I wouldst not tarry to address the fulsomeness of thine offer I must confess that my humble person is happier than a pig in feces in retirement. Bless thine heart. I am,

Thy humble and obedient servant...

[humblegunner]

You’ve been recruited by Qanon.
Think engagement.
Think angular displacement.
Think Pokemon.

[moovova]

“Are ya’ll stirred up by this appointment?”

I am.

[pas]

Ya’ll shall not be obliged to transact with soggy boxes. That is a plus. Not much worse than transacting with soggy boxes.

[dirtymac]

I get this same~ email two or three times a week. Must be working with some people or they would not keep doing it.

I guess none of the gov’t type agencies care about this type of blatant fraud, same for the Nigerian Prince and similar. None care, but by God you better be waring a mask.

[seowulf]

The Southern dialect is probably closer than any other American dialect to early modern (i.e. Shakespean) English.

But that email sounds like it’s from a Nigerian prince that learned English by reading The Merchant of Venice.

I would not recommend you take this job.

[notdownwidems]

So...did you get the job?