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Secret Service Investigating Credible Threat From The Grim Reaper
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 31, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/01/2021 10:12:35 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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1 posted on 09/01/2021 10:12:35 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

we just melvined Death - Bill and Ted


2 posted on 09/01/2021 10:19:14 AM PDT by occamrzr06
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When the Grim Reaper does catch up with Joe Biden he will boot him straight down to hell.

My only worry is that somehow the idiot Biden will make hell even worse than it is already for the other sinners.


3 posted on 09/01/2021 10:21:18 AM PDT by WMarshal ("Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither.")
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I bet Psaki doesn’t think this is funny.


4 posted on 09/01/2021 10:22:27 AM PDT by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, RINOs, Islamonazis, Marxists, Commucrats, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
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I thought Kamala was the grim reaper. She’s always standing behind Biden all dressed in black.


5 posted on 09/01/2021 10:23:05 AM PDT by McGavin999 (biden is not my president )
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Joe’s chindi should be a real beaut.


6 posted on 09/01/2021 10:23:50 AM PDT by Stentor ( )
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Biden forgot the whole reaper incident.


7 posted on 09/01/2021 10:31:00 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: Stentor

Probably knock out the power in New Orleans.


8 posted on 09/01/2021 10:32:07 AM PDT by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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Nah...the Reaper is waaaay too smart for the SS.
He just gave em a “scythe fake”, and then quickly turned around and took out the FineSwine demon instead.
They were left scratching their nuts wondering what happened....LMAO.


9 posted on 09/01/2021 10:39:36 AM PDT by lgjhn23 (Pray for America....)
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Seasons don’t fear The Reaper. Nor do the Wind or the Sun or the rain................


10 posted on 09/01/2021 10:41:09 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: WMarshal

Even Lucifer isn’t evil enough to put Xiden in any position of authority.


11 posted on 09/01/2021 10:43:56 AM PDT by LIConFem (Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
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Salmon mousse Joe?

https://youtu.be/jMBsZC-FJNE


12 posted on 09/01/2021 10:45:06 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (CENSORSHIP = VIOLENCE)
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Well, maybe it will be sucked out of the “north hole” of DC by the next hurricane.


13 posted on 09/01/2021 11:08:53 AM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Secret Service says they’re also on the lookout for a cloak of invisibility


Contact Harry Potter for used one.


14 posted on 09/01/2021 11:09:34 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: Perseverando

If it was ice cream either Michelle Obama or Nancy Pelosi might be a suspect


15 posted on 09/01/2021 11:12:06 AM PDT by cnsmom
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16 posted on 09/01/2021 12:03:11 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 33:12))
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“You have sunk my Battleship.”

One of my favorite lines...:)


17 posted on 09/01/2021 12:11:42 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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I love that scene...

The way Death kind of pauses, thinking, and his finger wanders around, then pokes directly at the mousse...

“The Salmon Mousse!”

“Oh, Dear! You didn’t use canned mousse?”


18 posted on 09/01/2021 12:15:27 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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Guess what the Grim Reaper is sending our way?

19 posted on 09/01/2021 12:48:39 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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20 posted on 09/02/2021 1:45:14 AM PDT by Trillian
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