Posted on 08/25/2021 4:09:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 ๐ณ
The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57 ๐ณ
The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 ๐ณ
The best soccer player in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60 ๐
And then...
KFC inventor died at 94 ๐
Investor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 ๐
Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 ๐
The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake โบ ๏ธ
Hennessy inventor dies at 98 ๐
How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years. The turtle that doesnโt exercise at all, lives 400 years.
So,
Have a drink
Take a nap
If you wake up, have bacon & eggs!
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly and
Leave the rest to God!
Happy dance, but not too vigorous ๐
And cigarettes will kill the idiots who smoke them.
I used to tell my students that the big problem with cigarettes is that they take so long to kill youโdecades instead of months or years. Tell a 16-year-old that he or she will have health problems from smoking in his or her 50s and they’ll laugh and say they’d rather be dead than 50.
Amen:-)
PS: If you die and your body is in perfect condition you never lived:-)
I think they poked fun at him in a married with children episode called, “Dead Men Don’t Do Aerobics”.
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