[Pining_4_TX]

Suggestions for the sheriff. Maybe he could call inmates campers. You can't make this stuff up.

[smvoice]

Penal Influencers

[BenLurkin]

Father rapers and mother stompers.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

What do you call conservatives? Sheriff?

[Secret Agent Man]

Safespacers

Time-outers

Taking a Break-ers

Involuntary Guests

Incarceration Customers

Non-travelling Passengers

[Da Coyote]

I think I’ll keep using “prisoner”.
And for liberals, I’ll keep using “dumb*ss”.

[Iowa Slim]

Had to check, that’s where Madison is. I get it now.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Not much of a Sheriff.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Persons on temporary leave from real life.”

“Persons getting three squares and a cot courtesy of the taxpayer.”

[GreyHoundSailor]

Unmarked grave resident.

[Bonemaker]

“...Sheriff Kalvin Barrett has proclaimed that jail inmates will be called “residents” ...”

No sheriff, they are scum.

[House Atreides]

PENAL IMPLANTS!

[FreedomForce]

What’s particularly stigmatizing about “inmate”? And if there is something stigmatizing, won’t any of the other terms acquire the same stigma?

[bigbob]

Will they come for her with torches and pitchforks like they did after the media misquoted Trump saying “good people”?

[BiglyCommentary]

Mayor giving each one the key to the city wouold be a nice touch.

[mom.mom]

Guests.

[Flavious_Maximus]

I can think of a few words to call this “Sheriff”. /spit.

[Manic_Episode]

Boundary challenged Saints.

[CodeToad]

Let’s rename the deputies as “assistants” or “the help” or “clerks”.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sounds like a summer camp.

[madison10]

Freeloaders