This is not me....I just post them:)
I'm an old female!!!!
1 posted on
08/21/2021 11:36:07 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
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2 posted on
08/21/2021 11:38:41 AM PDT by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: sodpoodle
I have seen this one before, but forgot how it ended. A good one!
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5 posted on
08/21/2021 11:43:26 AM PDT by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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Funny. Thanks for all the yucks sodpoodle. Poodle, Purina....hmmm
7 posted on
08/21/2021 11:49:47 AM PDT by
be-baw
To: sodpoodle
A female sodpoodle out buying Purina?
Sounds like it indeed could have been you—even if you didn’t lift your leg by that hydrant.
To: sodpoodle
Don’t let the FDA see this. They’re already warning everyone on Twitter not to use Ivermectin paste for horses to treat/prevent covid.
9 posted on
08/21/2021 11:55:35 AM PDT by
peggybac
(My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
To: sodpoodle
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This is not me....I just post them:) I'm an old female!!!! So, you don't pee on fire hydrants of course.
13 posted on
08/21/2021 12:17:30 PM PDT by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: sodpoodle
14 posted on
08/21/2021 12:20:19 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ, and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJusChrist.Com)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks! I needed that laugh
16 posted on
08/21/2021 12:33:44 PM PDT by
rstrahan
To: sodpoodle
The Purina Diet. Ha! I’m stealing that.
17 posted on
08/21/2021 12:38:49 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: sodpoodle
The ending I heard was he was lying in the road, licking himself, and a car hit him.
Your ending is more kid- friendly.
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19 posted on
08/21/2021 12:49:43 PM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: sodpoodle
You’re a gem. Thank you for posting.
20 posted on
08/21/2021 12:51:57 PM PDT by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( this is not the America that true Americans deserve ))))
To: sodpoodle
So, eating dog food makes ya wanna pee on a fire hydrant. I always thought it was sumthin like breakin’ your neck because you were convinced you could just lick your balls.
23 posted on
08/21/2021 12:57:19 PM PDT by
Kevmo
( 600 political prisoners in Washington, DC. You cannot comply your way out of tyranny.)
To: sodpoodle
LOL!
When I was a little kid I actually tried a nugget of Purina Dog Chow. I figured the dog seemed to like it well enough. Wow. It was rock hard. The taste was vaguely like wheat bread, but with no salt or sugar. I spit it out before I broke a tooth.
24 posted on
08/21/2021 12:58:24 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
(We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks. This lifted my spirits. It’s been a tough week
25 posted on
08/21/2021 12:59:43 PM PDT by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: sodpoodle
Now It Can Be Told;
I owned many pets as a kid. Dogs included. I became curious about how their food might taste. I tried Purina.
It was sort of bland, but tolerable.
I tried Gravy Train. That was close to delicious.
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